Pesky Poems - Poems about Pesky

buzzing in my ear horrible pinch expected pesky mosquito...

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Groundhog Day What is it they say? If he sees his shadow, six more weeks of winter Should we let something like this become a hinder After all, this started as a Pennsylvania Dutch superstition Who thought of this proposition Was this used for farmers to seed their fields and grow crops If it was I have...

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I posit picayune propensities prevail among pesky management Most favored renter status imposed on us i.e. meaning myself; (one tarnished prince of Highland Manor) and the missus, his princess consort who must abide by rigorous writ of tidiness, whereby every flat surface cleaned (with our) elbow grease and spit which weekly inspections includes a triumvirate, and when they enter unit b44, yours truly feigns being a nitwit paying...

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A bumpy toad jumped on my nose and refused to get off. I tried to gross him out, much phlegm I garnered in a cough. He was determined and held on tightly with his webbed toes. I was irritated because after all, it is my own private nose. Come help me! I yelled to a bat in the belfry...

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When you kill An ant do you stop and think Does it come under Extension Of mercy. Am I placing myself on the brink As the mercy we are given Is the mercy We have shown I go through this every year When they try to invade my home The ones I Destroy with my own Cruel hands Behaving as an Ogre May God understand I take None of His works lightly As I...

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My pet wasp is called Sunny Jim I captured this pet on a whim He got out his stinger And stung my friend’s finger Pal Susie just cannot stand him! Poor Susie lets out a loud howl As Sunny Jim’s still on the prowl I cannot deny My 'pet' needs to die … I smothered wasp Jim with a towel Inspired by a crazy challenge...

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Sweltering summer temperatures and warm sultry summer nights left me scratching my legs red raw I hate receiving nasty insect bites I’d slather bare limbs with cream that the chemist had given me Bites are an issue that I live with itchy red legs are quite unsightly Every beach dress skims the earth and I ensure I spray all my skin But these...

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Pigeons There’s a pigeon on the rooftop And he’s driving me insane For his constant pigeon noises Seem to permeate my brain From his perch upon the chimney He’s coo cooing to his mate It just thunders through the building And it comes out in the grate The noise is quite incessant And no matter where I sit I still hear this damned bird calling It annoys...

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The lion thinks he is the king but he is not I am the true ruler of this rocky gray spot The lion does not even belong here if you ask me I am angry the men brought him across the sea I am the mightiest one, the biggest, and the brave. To think anything else makes you a non-thinking...

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Poems to read and many to write All to be done under this flickering light Of an ageless candle’s burning flame Silent words begin to have claim. A stream of wax drips down the side My eyes close while trying to decide, Either ruffle it with joy or let it be sad A touch of humor gets on my pad. Trifle as it...

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If everything were simple it would shape just like a brain, And I’d take it out and look at it and never feel a pain, And I’d pity poorer mortals who didn’t care if it were true, For the clear and simple reasons that explained their shallow view, And my life would be a pleasure with no pondering to...

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They hover around parked vehicles Looking just like an evil wasp Make sure you’re back in time Or you’ll find out to your cost A black and yellow summons will be stuck to your windscreen And when you see the parking fine No doubt you’ll want to scream So when you’re busy shopping Don’t be tempted to browse or linger And if you've obtained parking...

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Today we want to give a shout out, and maybe within yin, to both Group Mathematic Eco-TheoLogians concerned with sacred ecology of the big ClayMath Quiz. Can we choose to develop an organic-iconic language capable of ecologically distinguishing while predicting secular health articulating sacred wealthy PolyNomial PrimeZero Relationships LeftBrain rational, which are deductively/inductively equivalent (Or at least not unequal) with Not PolyPathic Polynomials, more monoculturally one way is my...

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Prevarication permits pretend perception, presenting piquantly piqued, pimply pimping playboy, plucky pulchritudinous previously pusillanimous, prevalently puckish, psychic packman, pokemon playing proletarian puppeteer pygmy, peevishly punky, plummy, plumy, pompously pushy, pampered, prefabricated pinchbeck, pokily plying plowshear, plodding peregrination, pied piper pitifully peppy pornographic potato pealing, parsimonious paradoxical protagonist, proposing preposterous panicky pacification plots, prioritization pertinent penultimate peroration, perhaps perceiving perjuring, perplexing, perverting puzzling pronouncements projecting pulsating pixelated pulpy...

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Female skeeter singing for a favor wanting my blood for her next caper she's playing with fire her future looks dire joining others on my wallpaper. 8-23-17 For Lin's "Drawing Blood" Join In Poem Addendum: Had to change the gender of the mosquito because found out only females bite!~Che :)...

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