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Optometrist Poems - Poems about Optometrist

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... Keep away from an optometrist who greets you with a seeing-eye dog. ......

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Categories: optometrist, dark, humor,
Form: Grook
Hooray for Captain Spaulding
...Hooray for Captain Spaulding... though he played only a cameo role helping me secure corrective eyewear I sport mucho gratitude to all parties involved including the missus, cuz she needed to ......

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Categories: optometrist, 2nd grade, adventure, blessing,
Form: Free verse



Will wonders never cease!?
...Will wonders never cease!? Alternately titled: Last of the fluff belonging to a Mohican Norwegian bachelor farmer wannabe. Any resemblance between said unnamed individual and living persons ......

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Categories: optometrist, absence, adventure, analogy, angst,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Eye Hear What You're Saying
...My Optometrist told me to blink This may not be as bad as you think With his light turned on high He let out a big sigh Said it looks like your eye's in the pink......

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Categories: optometrist, angst,
Form: Limerick
Albedo effect in full force after appreciable snowfall
...Albedo effect in full force after appreciable snowfall After descent of eventide luminescence of freshly fallen snow still illuminates the terrestrial firma bright even upon the onset of dusk, ......

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Categories: optometrist, appreciation, break up, celebration,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member He Never Needed Glasses
...HE NEVER NEEDED GLASSES As he grew older and older…as it sometimes does his vision began to fade…it wasn’t as clear as it once was. The optometrist fitted him with glasses…and the moment he pu......

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Categories: optometrist, age, love,
Form: Rhyme
Loose Words
...Words get lodged in teeth. A dental hygienist has actually extracted a few. Like bats words hang from the roof of my mouth, their subsonic squeaks jiggle its epiglottis like a witch doctor’s......

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Categories: optometrist, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Are Bats Blind
...Must see an optometrist next week Not saying I'm blind as a bat, but bats see better The tiny type on TV... forget it Don't know why they bother Might as well be greek as far as I'm conce......

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Categories: optometrist, eve,
Form: Free verse
Stray Words
...Words get lodged in my teeth, a dentist has actually extracted a few. My optometrist wears her glasses like lingerie, invitingly, and for a reason known only to my libido - most sensually. She ......

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Categories: optometrist, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member You Can'T Make This Stuff Up
...I watched a ballplayer wave 'Hi' to the cardboard cut-out fans propped up in the stands At first I thought It's time to find a new optometrist Then I remembered This year Ev......

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Categories: optometrist, baseball, today, visionary,
Form: Free verse
Loose Words
...Words lodge in my teeth. My dental hygienist has actually extracted a few. They hang like bats from the roof of my mouth. Their sub-sonic squeaks jiggle my epiglottis like a witch doctors ......

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Categories: optometrist, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Dr Blindedme
...Dr. Blindedme by James Edward Lee Sr. Optometrist Poked patient In eyes blinded 12/06/17......

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Categories: optometrist, abuse, adventure, caregiving,
Form: Senryu
The Penny
...The Penny At the Dollar store. “Excuse me,” She said As I got into my truck. “You dropped this.” And handed me a nondescript penny. I thanked her And drove away. Only in Myakka Cit......

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Categories: optometrist, culture, fate, humanity, people,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member Elly May
...ELLY MAY poem by: Maria Williams T'was the night before her birthday and Elly May Still in the office putting stuff away In her horn rimmed glasses and grey flannel suit She was the epitom......

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Categories: optometrist, beautiful, beauty, body, career,
Form: Light Verse
Snow White 2016- Once Upon a Time
...Once upon a time In a vast kingdom of Modern land Oddly not in a far far a way suburban Was there a pretty girl Prettier than the Venus, some claimed Softer than petals of rose, maids alleged ......

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Categories: optometrist, fantasy,
Form: Free verse

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