Optometrist Poems - Poems about Optometrist

...Hooray for Captain Spaulding... though he played only a cameo role helping me secure corrective eyewear I sport mucho gratitude to all parties involved including the missus, cuz she needed to ......Read the rest...

...Will wonders never cease!? Alternately titled: Last of the fluff belonging to a Mohican Norwegian bachelor farmer wannabe. Any resemblance between said unnamed individual and living persons ......Read the rest...

...My Optometrist told me to blink This may not be as bad as you think With his light turned on high He let out a big sigh Said it looks like your eye's in the pink......Read the rest...

...Albedo effect in full force after appreciable snowfall After descent of eventide luminescence of freshly fallen snow still illuminates the terrestrial firma bright even upon the onset of dusk, ......Read the rest...

...HE NEVER NEEDED GLASSES As he grew older and older…as it sometimes does his vision began to fade…it wasn’t as clear as it once was. The optometrist fitted him with glasses…and the moment he pu......Read the rest...

...Believe in love at first sight, do you? You’re not alone. Many still do. Most are now divorced, separated, or estranged, the majority miserable, bitter, even deranged. A few hopefuls still visit ......Read the rest...

...Words get lodged in teeth. A dental hygienist has actually extracted a few. Like bats words hang from the roof of my mouth, their subsonic squeaks jiggle its epiglottis like a witch doctor’s......Read the rest...

...Must see an optometrist next week Not saying I'm blind as a bat, but bats see better The tiny type on TV... forget it Don't know why they bother Might as well be greek as far as I'm conce......Read the rest...

...Words get lodged in my teeth, a dentist has actually extracted a few. My optometrist wears her glasses like lingerie, invitingly, and for a reason known only to my libido - most sensually. She ......Read the rest...

...I watched a ballplayer wave 'Hi' to the cardboard cut-out fans propped up in the stands At first I thought It's time to find a new optometrist Then I remembered This year Ev......Read the rest...

...Words lodge in my teeth. My dental hygienist has actually extracted a few. They hang like bats from the roof of my mouth. Their sub-sonic squeaks jiggle my epiglottis like a witch doctors ......Read the rest...

...Dr. Blindedme by James Edward Lee Sr. Optometrist Poked patient In eyes blinded 12/06/17......Read the rest...

...The Penny At the Dollar store. “Excuse me,” She said As I got into my truck. “You dropped this.” And handed me a nondescript penny. I thanked her And drove away. Only in Myakka Cit......Read the rest...

...ELLY MAY poem by: Maria Williams T'was the night before her birthday and Elly May Still in the office putting stuff away In her horn rimmed glasses and grey flannel suit She was the epitom......Read the rest...

...Once upon a time In a vast kingdom of Modern land Oddly not in a far far a way suburban Was there a pretty girl Prettier than the Venus, some claimed Softer than petals of rose, maids alleged ......Read the rest...