Optometrist Poems - Poems about Optometrist

... A husband and his wife at the optometrist: “Well, now,” says the doctor, “which of you has the eye sore?”......

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... Keep away from an optometrist who greets you with a seeing-eye dog. ......

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...Hooray for Captain Spaulding... though he played only a cameo role helping me secure corrective eyewear I sport mucho gratitude to all parties involved including the missus, cuz she needed to ......

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...Will wonders never cease!? Alternately titled: Last of the fluff belonging to a Mohican Norwegian bachelor farmer wannabe. Any resemblance between said unnamed individual and living persons ......

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...My Optometrist told me to blink This may not be as bad as you think With his light turned on high He let out a big sigh Said it looks like your eye's in the pink......

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...Albedo effect in full force after appreciable snowfall After descent of eventide luminescence of freshly fallen snow still illuminates the terrestrial firma bright even upon the onset of dusk, ......

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...HE NEVER NEEDED GLASSES As he grew older and older…as it sometimes does his vision began to fade…it wasn’t as clear as it once was. The optometrist fitted him with glasses…and the moment he pu......

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...Words get lodged in teeth. A dental hygienist has actually extracted a few. Like bats words hang from the roof of my mouth, their subsonic squeaks jiggle its epiglottis like a witch doctor’s......

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...Must see an optometrist next week Not saying I'm blind as a bat, but bats see better The tiny type on TV... forget it Don't know why they bother Might as well be greek as far as I'm conce......

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...Words get lodged in my teeth, a dentist has actually extracted a few. My optometrist wears her glasses like lingerie, invitingly, and for a reason known only to my libido - most sensually. She ......

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...I watched a ballplayer wave 'Hi' to the cardboard cut-out fans propped up in the stands At first I thought It's time to find a new optometrist Then I remembered This year Ev......

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...Words lodge in my teeth. My dental hygienist has actually extracted a few. They hang like bats from the roof of my mouth. Their sub-sonic squeaks jiggle my epiglottis like a witch doctors ......

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...Dr. Blindedme by James Edward Lee Sr. Optometrist Poked patient In eyes blinded 12/06/17......

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...The Penny At the Dollar store. “Excuse me,” She said As I got into my truck. “You dropped this.” And handed me a nondescript penny. I thanked her And drove away. Only in Myakka Cit......

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...ELLY MAY poem by: Maria Williams T'was the night before her birthday and Elly May Still in the office putting stuff away In her horn rimmed glasses and grey flannel suit She was the epitom......

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