Oldie Poems - Poems about Oldie

...March hare rides a bike to twinkle town court The rest of the bunnies are a bit jealous of Mort. He thinks he’s all that, and I guess maybe he is. Said a caramel-eating rabbit named Oldie McGizz. ......Read the rest...

...Kristie, 66 Tricks Maybe with Kendall’s or Eric’s? Feasting with grandkids & Lee? Teach ‘em piano Fur Elise antics, At 66 You’re never an “Oldie”, But on a higher level, perfecting your act, Po......Read the rest...

...Big Bottom Gal Fannie Annie Senior Citizen Oldie Goldie The Cleverer One Sharper Harper Loves to Wear Negligees Lacey Gracie Weird-sounding Girl Nasal Hazel Miss O......Read the rest...

...I was ready to quit the counseling program My first year had been horrible I was the token oldie, and it had been a chore I decide it was not worth the trouble I dropped out, glad to do it. Dr......Read the rest...

...Hello dear Jan how are you doing Are you still dancing the highland fling Once tried it in vain Difficult with a cane This oldie has a broken his mainspring for Jan Allison......Read the rest...

...LIGHT VERSE AND NONSENSE VERSE VII Fair Elle was an eely lover who squiggled beneath the covers ... She was hard to pin down! When I did it, she’d frown, then wouldn’t do none of my druthers! ......Read the rest...

...There once was a bucket from Nantucket [Trump*]'s aides must make time to lug it While running for office His sh!t from each orifice Needs giant commodes just to flush it *In order to promote ......Read the rest...

...Once I was young, now I'm an oldie; Once I was shiny, now I'm all moldy.......Read the rest...

...he panted heavily muscles twitching in his naked body running frenzied, without looking back, he shouted, “He is after me.... my life” a rip roaring cry....! the traffic halted pedestrians st......Read the rest...

...I've grown quite fond of the old gal in my house. She lights up when I look for a snack, more welcoming than a spouse in a midnight tryst. She never gives me flack. I value my fridge more than a ......Read the rest...

...Happily married there I was my dearest Jean had been ill but got worse phone doc he came phone ambulance wait so still Then off to hospital for emergency but unknown so life will be alone wit......Read the rest...

...DEAR HEART Hello, my dear heart… yes, my own oldie, goodie heart. I need to have a heart to heart talk with you, seriously. You and I know of the many prospects for “dear heart” I let go for de......Read the rest...

...Water is such a fun thing nothing can keep it dry it always so full of liquid gets you wet whatever you try Now mix water and elephants then the fun really begins these large creatures of nat......Read the rest...

...Through the Glass darkly.. An oldie But goodie.. The glass Is not dark Or light There is No glass at all.. There is a Story starring A character Believing She ......Read the rest...

...It Ended With A Kiss Marie, an oldie who'd never been kissed Longed for the feeling of kissing on lips One day she went selling kisses for free Men were put off f......Read the rest...