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Naughty Poems - Poems about Naughty

Premium Member bad dog
bad dog's guilty eyes doomed awaiting master's wrath ~ treasured memories AP: Honorable Mention 2025 Posted on March 18, 2025...

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Categories: naughty, dog, memory, time,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member Angels
"Be An Angel and Be Kind" By Poet "A" Angel factory come inside. "N" Naughty need not apply, your kicked to the curbside. "G" God is the boss here my dear. "E" Eternal life is waiting for you with cheer. "L" Love flows everywhere. "S" Serving the one and only King is in the air....

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Categories: naughty, beauty, friend, life, love,
Form: Acrostic



Naughty Valentine
The candles flicker, set the mood, A night for love, a touch so rude. You steal a kiss, I tease and gleam, Tonight, my love, we’ll make you scream. The wine is poured, the lights are low, You whisper things that make me glow. Your hands explore—a wicked dream, Tonight, my love, we’ll make you scream. The chocolate melts on my tongue, A taste...

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Categories: naughty, february, valentines day,
Form: Kyrielle
Premium Member Naughty Hubby
My hubby prefers silver to gold Got married to save his soul It’s a lesson well learned Better marry than to burn But he still wants to be cuckold...

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Categories: naughty, america, fantasy, for him,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Retail's naughty c-shirt
A t-shirt you'd buy at the mall An acrostic on it would scrawl With re-cycle first Re-use was then versed Two lines more caused a small recall...

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Categories: naughty, confusion, environment, humor, irony,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member the naughty c-word
Engels and his comrade Karl Marx Cite the fight with rich greedy sharks Tight with hoarded dough! Their manifesto Notes the bloat that floats oligarchs...

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Categories: naughty, jobs, social, society,
Form: Limerick
Naughty Day
The dawn's unfolding horizontally, a kaleidoscope of color, as morning's promises lap warmth in my ear, the sun's fiery rebirth, painting the horizon with brushstrokes of glory, reflected rays of light dancing across the world, awakening the senses, a crescendo of radiance, sublime and brilliant. As the pyrography star beams caress my skin, I surrender to...

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Categories: naughty, beautiful,
Form: Free verse
Naughty Children
Naughty Children Naughty children pick their nose's And smear their clothes Playful and mischievous They belong to Jesus Naughty kids are fast kids They catch butterflies With big smiles they show you How quick their fingers are Naughty children jolly play Even in the cold They don't get distressed They chew yummy gum Naughty kids climb Are always up and down With a lot of smile about Laughing happily when they...

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Categories: naughty, anti bullying, boy, butterfly,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Naughty Tom
Tom was such a naughty kitty cat, when he saw spike asleep on the mat, came up with a plan, ever so sly, he thought he'd sneak in and eat his pie, Tom began to plot his little scheme, tiptoed inside, hoping not to be seen, but then he felt a sudden shock, when closing the gate, he dropped the lock! Hit poor...

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Categories: naughty, fun,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Naughty or Nice
I’m going to turn a new green leaf No more Ms follow the rules I’m going to be a woman so naughty That lights the eyes of guys like red jewels Maybe I’ll be a bit of a tease Until I chose my next violet victim He will feel nice so cool like a king As I caress him so lovingly kiss...

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Categories: naughty, feelings, funny love,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Do You Like it Raw?
So how do you like your sushi just sashimi on a plate? or do you prefer it wrapped in nori? decorated with microgreens and eggs? And is there wasabi? that heat to the tongue? just a dash or a dab? Does it make your nose run? Do you dip in soy? or is it the modern aminos? without that salty it seems a bit drab.... Do...

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Categories: naughty, extended metaphor, fish, parody,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Ascent of a Church Mouse
In a church where hymns soar high and free, A mouse embarked on a daring spree, Up the stockinged leg, it did dare, Past the congregation's wide-eyed stare. The preacher's wife felt a tickle, then a squirm, Her face turned red, as it rounded a turn, She jiggled and wiggled trying not to shout, As the mouse explored, in and out, and...

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Categories: naughty, fun, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Naughty dog
she sneaks in bathroom steals toilet paper from trash leaves it in hallway...

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Categories: naughty, animal,
Form: Haiku
sump times your naughty girl
. i felt that that special thing ...

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Categories: naughty, beautiful, business,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Premium Member naughty nature
monkeys all around plantain trees feel within them --- hullabaloo ...

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Categories: naughty, nature,
Form: Haiku

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