Naughty Poems - Poems about Naughty

A t-shirt you'd buy at the mall An acrostic on it would scrawl With re-cycle first Re-use was then versed Two lines more caused a small recall...Read the rest...

Engels and his comrade Karl Marx Cite the fight with rich greedy sharks Tight with hoarded dough! Their manifesto Notes the bloat that floats oligarchs...Read the rest...

The dawn's unfolding horizontally, a kaleidoscope of color, as morning's promises lap warmth in my ear, the sun's fiery rebirth, painting the horizon with brushstrokes of glory, reflected rays of light dancing across the world,...Read the rest...

Naughty Children Naughty children pick their nose's And smear their clothes Playful and mischievous They belong to Jesus Naughty kids are fast kids They catch butterflies With big smiles they show you How quick their fingers are Naughty children jolly play Even in the cold They...Read the rest...

Tom was such a naughty kitty cat, when he saw spike asleep on the mat, came up with a plan, ever so sly, he thought he'd sneak in and eat his pie, Tom began to plot his little scheme, tiptoed...Read the rest...

I’m going to turn a new green leaf No more Ms follow the rules I’m going to be a woman so naughty That lights the eyes of guys like red jewels Maybe I’ll be a bit of a tease Until...Read the rest...

So how do you like your sushi just sashimi on a plate? or do you prefer it wrapped in nori? decorated with microgreens and eggs? And is there wasabi? that heat to the tongue? just a dash or a dab? Does it...Read the rest...

In a church where hymns soar high and free, A mouse embarked on a daring spree, Up the stockinged leg, it did dare, Past the congregation's wide-eyed stare. The preacher's wife felt a tickle, then a squirm, Her face turned...Read the rest...

she sneaks in bathroom steals toilet paper from trash leaves it in hallway...Read the rest...

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monkeys all around plantain trees feel within them --- hullabaloo ...Read the rest...

There once was a cocky male frog Who met a cute toad on a log She thought he said “Ribbit” In fact, he said “Rub it” Now he’s belly-up in the bog. ...Read the rest...

What was a gigolo to do? "I'll fill my gherkin with glue!" Virgins said with a grin, "We're sticking with him, You'll have...Read the rest...

Nicola was naughty, She wasn’t very nice, She bit her mother, And ate her white mice, But Nicola’s brothers knew, Exactly what to do, They took her to the woodshed, And sawed her in two....Read the rest...

A Parody for Soupers based on the song, 'Santa Claus is Coming to Town.' You better not shout You better not sigh You better not pout I'm telling you why... PS Admin is makin' the rounds They are bound to be making...Read the rest...