Ascent of a Church Mouse

In a church where hymns soar high and free, A mouse embarked on a daring spree, Up the stockinged leg, it did dare, Past the congregation's wide-eyed stare. The preacher's wife felt a tickle, then a squirm, Her face turned red, as it rounded a turn, She jiggled and wiggled trying not to shout, As the mouse explored, in and out, and about. "Dear Lord," she prayed, "keep my composure tight," While the mouse ascended in silent flight, A sermon on chastity, unintended yet wise, Unfolds with a mouse, in disguise. The congregation gasped, chuckled, then roared, As the mouse's adventure became church folklore, A tale of a climb, so bold and so high, A mouse and a lady, under God's watchful eye.