Long One size fits all Poems

"Some Grave Humor for Monday Mourning"   Posted 5 Apr 2021
take note: if you don't go to your friend's funerals      they won't go to yours

some think our cemetery is...

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Some years ago my father made me a deal 
If I stopped dossing around, worked hard at school
My future would contain a great deal
I would have vacations, a home, a car and shoes! 
A good...

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Dead Poet Two Thousand Fourteen
Dead Poet Two Thousand Fourteen
solyant green the 666 is money the dollar sign the number on the bill the id 
card the birth date and now the phone number all these...

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When the wood to the fire that fuels us runs out and our flame flickers within, we can fully rely on God’s illuminating lantern that can be seen through all forms of darkness, confusion, and...

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For many days, I am yearning with my pastime longing to bargain for a mountain
Even though I am not knowledgeable about that marchant, for a dealer of that, then.
I long , I wish I could...

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When in Paris do as Romans do where pardon me I lost my Latin there                 
What is love truly...

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Does an ‘act’ that gets praised by a stranger reveal an act’s worth
Or reflect more the generous heart that observes? To feel love’s 
Sure a gift, a response I return, no receiver can earn.
All the...

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Wrought liquid metal, hued in the fire's of hell,
Pored into a castings shell, then hammered well,
By the angry fists of Satan himself, behold the skeleton key.
Accursed by evil's malevolent spell, one size fits all,
No locked...

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Educational Competitions:
"You/We are not motivated to learn
how to take care of yourself/ourselves."

And,
We are, together, motivated to learn
how to give and receive
personal and social,
political and economic,
theological and ecological health care,
universally intended,
unitarian motivated and discerned.

Competition for resources:
"We...

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I play like a girl, I hit like a girl
You say I throw like a girl, 
And when I run -- I run like a girl!
All that plus more, enjoy this one-size-fits-all

Who and what I...

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We charge into battle,
Everyone side by side,
Prepared for inevitability,
Through the course of the ride,

We'll get cut, we'll get hit,
We'll get smacked around often,
While our critics and enemies,
Pray that we soften,

Our most secret of weapons,
They cannot...

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A while ago someone accused my work of being nothing short of soft porn. Here is my reply. 

Hypocrisy is a wonderful thing.
With words said in praise that ultimately sting
the victims of jealously's unfocused bile,...

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I can't really say I know how it feels
Cause this is a sensitive shoe
And it's not a one size fits all
But I've at one point worn that shoe
And I can say it wasn't comfortable 

It...

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She keeps changing jeans.
The ones she like
display improper fitting.
She only feels at home
when she's not sitting.
She's spitting out everything
but what's missing.

"What does life mean?"

She asks herself
but runs away from
the answer.
Staying numb at night
becomes her favorite...

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PANTS TOO LONG*

I'm just a little short guy
and sometimes I don't fit
Not into society but 
into the clothes I buy, to wit:

Shirt sleeves come in 32/33 
but the 33 just doesn't fit me.
I could go...

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Classrooms ain't boxes, they're launchpads, ya hear
Where minds catch fire and fears disappear!

You don't teach subjects, you light up souls! 
Creative sparks flying, beyond old-school goals!

"Can't do it?" No, you flip that script!
"Not yet" is...

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Don’t take a walk after a large glass of tea

If someone says, “sure take as many as you want” 
They probably don’t mean it

Darling you are sooo sweet I could never get angry with you,,,okay...

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Does it seem familiar? 
The ocean spray across your face?
The gentle wind that calms you during the storms of life?
The sun that makes rainbows dance overhead? 
The loving hand that is always offered, but we...

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Of all the simplest of things.
Sometimes love is a lot like socks.
Some are long, some are short.
Hell some even come up to the height of knees.
Some are bland. Some are colorful.
Baring the fruit of comforting...

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"Aequum et bonum", Latin for "what is right and just".

Laws are the pillars of civilizations,
They underlie great cultures
And shore up great states and nations.
But laws are only as good as the people who make them,
And...

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"THREAT TO DEMOCRACY"

Democracy has a different meaning 
It depends on where you are leaning 
There's always a cost for freedom 
Your price is based on what you want to pay 

People generally take life for...

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Drop cloth dreams  


It has been found that given enough time
failure will find this destined loser
lurking in gallery tints
and watercolor fault lines

semi gloss replaced by flat

Painting abstract nothings
on a canvas made of words
Broken brushes...

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Sometimes, things wear out.
Creating holes and gaps often complicating the simplest of things.
Sometimes love is a lot like socks.
Some are long, some are short.
Hell some even come up to the height of knees.
Some are bland....

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Trouble is an object  
You don't really want it 
Pass it to the next man
Maybe he will want it 

Maybe he will flaunt it
Attracted to its danger 
Or draw back and cast it 
In...

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Tommy fell off his bike and broke his bum 
When he set off to find a new one
Big, tall, or one size fits all
A man he met at the mall,
offered a new bum but for...

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