Wife Limerick Poems

Her nickname perhaps should be ‘Whizzy’
She rushes round making me dizzy
Right now, she’s unwell
But asked me to tell 
That grim reaper guy that she’s busy...

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‘You’ve had one too many’
Declared old Paddy’s wife
She always spoiled his evenings 
With her ‘trouble’ and her ‘strife’

‘I’m absolutely sober’ 
He replied with much aplomb
‘I’ve...

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There was a man named Clyde
Who had such a miserable life 
He lost his wife
And married twice
The last wife was from AI...

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A brew-loving guy from Kilkenny
is mad! His wife spent their last penny--
   on a cask of green beer?
   No, she hopes...

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McDugal, the Leprechaun is a gent
Mick's wife always says he was Heaven sent
He shows respect to women
In their praises he's swimmin'
They love hearin' his Irish...

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Three ladies have blessed my life 
My Mum my Nan and my wife 
Now in heaven above 
I treasure their love 
Such loss stabs my...

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I asked my wife- "Was I the only one" 
She replied to me- "Of course you were, Hun" 
But I think you should know...
That the...

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The groom should assume while he’s there,
He ought not say aught au cotraire.
Polish your shoes,
Smile at all news,
Till one and a one are a pair.
...

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    My wife is simply the most awesome cluck*
     For my birthday she made a juicy duck
 ...

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My muse has been hiding out
And with no peep, squeak or shout
She must be sound asleep
No words, just counting sheep
Tired of the poetry drought

Oh where,...

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 A young man would strut round the office block
Thinking he was god's gift, come from fine stock
But his hip wiggle
Made the girls giggle
If only...

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My muse has been hiding out
And with no peep, squeak or shout
She must be sound asleep
No words, just counting sheep
Tired of the poetry drought

Oh where,...

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My muse has been hiding out
And with no peep, squeak or shout
She must be sound asleep
No words, just counting sheep
Tired of the poetry drought

Oh where,...

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Dumpster Fire Poetry Contest
Margarita Lillico

Sally's husband's infidelity trashed
Into a lit dumpster, their marriage dashed
A wife is left saddened
And the ashes blackened
Because he lit the wrongful...

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Santa told Rudolph to stay on the roof 
He’d be delayed for his wife wanted proof
That it’s just she for he
So they’re under the tree
She...

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