Tree Limerick Poems

She's the hottest girl I've ever had 

Wet head to toe and scantily clad

I felt flames of desire

But I put out her fire

That's what my...

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Still, I have a severe fright for banshee
Once I felt, I saw her under a tree
It made my poor brain sizzle
And on bed, made me...

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The Lep, has washed hands of St. Pat’s, does lean
and fiddles in space, against tree, routine.
The pot at the end of sun,
was found a bit...

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Why Would Anyone Buy A Tesla And A MAGA Hat

Why would anyone patronize Elon Muck?
Muck rode the coattails of his friend Donald Duck
Muck and Duck...

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My cousin Vince was no prince you see

Just a bully in the first degree 

He'd curse as you went by

Maybe spit in your eye

Or you...

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There was a young wolf from Japan.
Who got hit by a pan.
Who wanted to jump.
She got caught by a tree and fell down with a...

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The reindeers were ready to go
When Santa called out Ho Ho Ho
Put the toys on the sled
Then to Rudolph he said
Shine up your red nose...

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Prancing in laughs the menagerie,
all the animals stop by a tree;
No longer in a cage 
gone are masks full of rage;
They jump with balloons delightfully....

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Cranberry garlands the Christmas tree
Piña empanadas and gifts of filigree 
Children’s faces aglow
Kissing ‘neath the mistletoe 
Midnight mass tradition with family

    ...

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Santa hosted a party one day.
Once the drinking had got underway,
one poor elf got so pissed
he by accident kissed
Mrs. Santa inside Santa’s sleigh.

How they got...

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Santa told Rudolph to stay on the roof 
He’d be delayed for his wife wanted proof
That it’s just she for he
So they’re under the tree
She...

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BAD SANTA

Christmas Eve Santa went to a party
And got drunk on wine, beer and aged
 whisky
He slept all through Christmas day
To Mrs clause's dismay
Poor kids...

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Elmer Fudd went hunting for a big prized Turkey.
A Big Gobbler he heard, Gobble near an Oak Tree..
He aimed his rifle, fired a shot!
Missed, Fell...

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“I hear sounds on the roof,” Mama said.
From her bedroom she rushed, and her head
she stuck out the door.
Seeing snow, nothing more,
she yelled, “Nothing’s there,...

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Lit up like a Christmas tree 
Is papa after his festive drink
He’s a funny one
Can’t hold his tongue
Dances and he sings

Words that make no sense
Long...

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