Thanksgiving Limerick Poems

there was a turkey named Tom
who loved to gobble up all of the worms
one bright Thanksgiving Day
he became the cause célèbres
and had with the ax...

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I gave thanks for everything on my plate,
but in my paradoxical state, 
I deeply regret
everything that I "et"
or is the pronunciation "ate"?...

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* I'm a vegetarian, so this second limerick is not to be taken literally.

Whether or not you live in the States,
to my poet friends, wrought...

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Elmer Fudd went hunting for a big prized Turkey.
A Big Gobbler he heard, Gobble near an Oak Tree..
He aimed his rifle, fired a shot!
Missed, Fell...

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Glenn plays music very loud
To a nice Thanksgiving crowd
I will sit and eat
While ears hear the treat
Everyone around is wowed...

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Twas exhausted night before Thanksgiving, 
after few eggnog Whiskeys, relieving. 
Awful chilling and spooky, 
Boo-hoo, the turkey soupy, 
Homegrown, fear fill eyes were unforgiving....

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Holidays come with vacation-glee
As students from assignments can flee
Toward freedom flight
Outside classroom blight
Optimizing adventurous spree.

Oh, welcoming holidays with zest
Our pupils feel they are very blest
Praying*...

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	A Red-Letter Day

Staid pilgrims grew leery, Thanksgiving Day,
When men came to feast, half-covered in hay.
	"Where's Hester?" wives asked
	And elders were tasked
To march to the barn...

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Halloween is not just for kids these days,
as I found one night when all was ablaze;
a scary creature grabbed me,
and I kicked so I...

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Cute ghosties and witches are seen
And monsters are part of this scene
Here it’s called ‘Hop Tu Naa’
It’s quite easy to say
We never say it’s Halloween!

Each...

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BE NICE AT HALLOWEEN


Trick or treaters were having a good time
Grumpy Joe said you aren't getting a dime
He swore then he went inside
Kids were upset...

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Written for the contest: Holiday Humor- Limerick Set
Sponsored by: Tania Kitchin
Contest Judged:  11/17/2024 11:17:00 AM
Placement: 2nd





Our Halloween cat finally brought home,
Cuteness on display like...

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butterball turkey buzzed one day

five whole bustops outside L A

passenger lenny

quips good thing henny

you're featured in todays buffet.
...

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Foreigners in our humid country pray*
To smite heat with triumphant icy tray
Savoring popsicle sticks
Midst constant cold water-licks
As they are fired-up by bright Summer ray.

*Philippians 4:6...

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They gathered outside- I'm alone,
and at my back window, I groan!
I think- what is this
my hubby will miss?
Then, quickly I reach for my phone!

"We're being...

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