Sleep Limerick Poems

The reminder, the shattering of my drinking
 glass
This put paid to my sleep as a
 gloss
It was only the relationship that was
 broken
Though my heart...

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          there was a cat named ginger in s o c k s, 
  ...

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No matter how long I might sleep,
Or what are the hours I keep,
I wake up at dawn
And I stifle a yawn,
Never leaving my bed with...

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I wish my muse would cease 
For It wakes me when I sleep 
A poem would be fine 
But it's only one line 
A poem...

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A unique Christmas time for Santa Claus,
fiftieth year of journey without pause.
     All gifts he stacks in the cart,
  ...

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I’m a broken down ugly old sink,
but I’ll still give you water to drink,
yet I leak all the time,
and it should be a crime.
I’m so...

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Dodgers in five. Yankee fans weep. 
Four times Freddie Freeman went deep. 
We hope to see you here
again, this time next year.
Duke and Mickey go...

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Everyone’s ranting about this A.I.
They’re hopping mad but I can’t figure why
It’s just for the best
That things have progressed
I know it’s true… I’m a real...

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autumn yes its here again

summertime has met its end

birds no longer peep

insects in deep sleep

all wait for suns return friend.
...

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There is a man who had a big belly
That wobbled just like a bowl of jelly
It rocked the baby to sleep
Allowiing the wife some peace
Peace...

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hanging slipping falling dream

smashing waking hearing scream

wonder i dont snore

down here on the floor

guest beds like a balance beam.
...

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Sam wears earplugs because his wife snores.
"Please see a doctor" he often implores.
"I think you have apnea
and I'd really be happier
if this is something you...

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Having partied all night on a yacht
and then fallen to sleep on a cot,
how strange it all was
when I woke because
on the cot on the...

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The reminder, waking me from 
my reverie, the shattering of the
 cup of glass
This put paid to my revered sleep
 as a gloss
It was only...

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I sleep in each day until *noon,
My *mum says I live on the moon,
If I think a day’s good *deed,
Is to *eye a Facebook feed,
Than...

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