Places Limerick Poems

I check to see all that I need--
Some books and my favorite tweed--
Are all in their place,
My snacks in their case,
Now all I got to...

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HALLOWEEN

With scary costumes, as per the tradition
And going house to house, the ambition
Yet Halloween to most
Might suggest a ghost
With a price that’s to be paid...

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The old can travel and visit
Cool places some think exquisite
For our ebb and flow
Even fools should know
Requisite restroom...where is it?...

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Even though she’s a huge singing star,
Lady Gaga can be quite bizarre.
On late night talk shows, she
simply will not go pee
in the places where most...

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Secret agent on my mission...
Objectives, derived from fission.
Some are based upon directive...
Others differ in perspective.
Their achievement brings fruition.

My job takes me many places
And I see...

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malcontents crapping on democracy
then complaining about how it stinks
the anarchist and antichrist
keepers of the stagnate stye 
It is the eve before the prince of peace
...

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My garden backs onto a farm
Which shouldn’t cause any alarm
With so much fresh air
I’m glad I live there 
And only one thing spoils its charm

I...

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HOW DO YOU LIKE IT

There once was a bird in a cage
But few knew that it was a mage
Although safe from the mean old cat
It...

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Charming and filled with humorous doggy characters, so unique 
I’m floored when I think of an aussidoodle, or a scotchi‘s fido physique
Pages of dogs all...

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Well I thought I saw a puddy tat 
How did I ever imagine that?        
   ...

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This small town is where I was born
The train comes through at two in the morn
As I near my last day
One last wish if you...

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The lonley man knows no clothes
For he has no places he goes
Not a hat for a head
Nor pyjamas for bed
The lonely man has no place...

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Love may come from unexpected places 
Between strangers, unfamiliar faces 
Heart is blind, it has no eyes 
Mystic's the flip of dice 
Fate can come...

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My twenty, twenty-four’s resolutions
Are: first find my problems great solutions,
That's focus more on my pen,
Eating will be forgotten,
I can control my body expansions.

Another thing that...

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A bonnie wee place, Drummore.
Just aff the Galloway Shore. 
A stoat and a fish.
Their signature dish. 
A bonnie wee place Drummore....

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