Immigration Limerick Poems

Keep It Legal
Miracle Man
4/22/2024

Illegal Immigrants are taking our land,
because our president won’t take a stand.
We need a changer,
to end this danger,
but instead he insists on...

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Gun funds fought latin commies
And launched immigrant tsunamis
Trump's wall at the border
Now reads out of order
And can't stop the kids and their mommies

Don't forget gang...

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What’s causing panic disorder?  
Venezuelans flood our border
Their country we rebuked
So here they’ve regrouped
Without a legal court order

Authors Note: Actions have consequences and sanctions...

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His girlfriend he wanted to see
To travel he came by Jet Ski
The moron, the fool
Broke our Covid rule
Our Deemster was far from happy!

His Christmas will...

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TURK TATIL MIZAH 





FOREST GUMP

Did you hear about old Forest Gump
Went up to do a parachute jump
Gave the rip cord a jerk
Found out it didn't...

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"Meuller's research went far too far
but met the Congressional par 
NO RUSSIAN COLLUSION
To end all confusion
I want an Immigration "CZAR"!...

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Trump wants an huge Vanity Wall
And it MUST be "Corona" tall
Empty bottles of beer
With adobe veneer
And Mexico pays after all!...

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How To Control Immigration

Did decide how to control immigration;
Caused by Trump who needs castration;
Lobotomy,
With no fee,
And we should do it without hesitation.

Caravanite femaleites are having...

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Alien Captain Darth Veeder
Texted, "Take me to your leader"
He met Donald Trumup
And snarled, " What a grump!
You must be The Sludge-brained Tweeter!"

(For Caren Krutsinger's "Take...

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The man who puts kids in cages
Laughs at the folks it enrages
Whilst taxpayers bleed
Republicans need
Bilingual pedophile Pages...

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Around the world people will find
Life is best where people are kind
Find a kind way
You can say, "Neigh"
Horse sense thrives in a stable mind!...

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Our President wants us to see
A Justice as mean as can be
Pack tots in cages
Deny their mom wages
And tell them they'll never be free...

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Controversy In a Nursery

According to Trump plans it was precursory,
About what we have heard is a controversy;
There been;
Not let in;
Concerned immigration facilities with a nursery.

Senator...

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Limerick crochetés: Once Mid-East refugee hi-jacked plane
Once Mid-East refugee hijacked plane 
At Heathrow Airport without much pain
Set course for Florida
Down Gulf Stream danced salsa
O’er Bermuda...

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Harvey the Hippo

Harvey is a huge hippopotamus
Who bathes in a bay that is bottomless
HIs mouth is as large as a riverboat barge
And he weighs ten...

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