Holiday Limerick Poems
These Holiday Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Holiday. These are the best examples of Limerick Holiday poems written by international poets.
Skeleton’s Been Left To Rot Since OctoberYard skeleton hazard’s a stay.
He smells like a fish aft’ three days.
We wish he’d keel over,
...
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Categories:
angst,
A Die Hard Holiday
John McClane, a cop tough and wry,
Found his vacation plans awry.
With bare feet and gun,
He yelled, "Yippee-ki-yay, son!"
"These terrorists," he sighed,...
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Categories:
film, fun, hilarious, humor,
Irish Holiday
Limericks written for St. Patrick's Day
Celebrate the Irish in ev'ry way
It's said in tales of old
Leprechauns buried gold
At the rainbow's end it was meant to...
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Categories:
how i feel,
Purim Theorem!Purim Theorem!
Rambam holds Hashem is math,
Hashem does not take a path,
Like “Squaring the Circle”,
Such is illogical,
Yet the Zohar differs on Hashem’s craft!
Witness the Aron anomaly,
Giving...
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Categories:
courage, holiday, jewish, math,
LEPRECHAUN IThis leprechaun Fastly appeared
And said, will you be mine, my dear
He showed me his gold
That little man was bold
So, I snatched it up and disappeared
...
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Categories:
holiday, humor,
School HolidaysToday starts the Year of the Snake.
My grandkids were given a break
For schools were all closed
Since someone proposed
That to open would be a mistake.
Different holidays...
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Categories:
holiday, school,
The Girls Are back in Town: CollaborationMy muse has been hiding out
And with no peep, squeak or shout
She must be sound asleep
No words, just counting sheep
Tired of the poetry drought
Oh where,...
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Categories:
friendship, fun, humor,
THE GIRLS ARE BACK IN TOWN!
My muse has been hiding out
And with no peep, squeak or shout
She must be sound asleep
No words, just counting sheep
Tired of the poetry drought
Oh where,...
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Categories:
friendship, muse, poetry,
The Girls Are Back in Town: CollaborationMy muse has been hiding out
And with no peep, squeak or shout
She must be sound asleep
No words, just counting sheep
Tired of the poetry drought
Oh where,...
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Categories:
muse,
Holiday FunSanta sang as he approached the streets.
Couldn't wait to give out some treats.
From the window, he looked East.
He saw there was a feast.
Rode back and...
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Categories:
candy, chocolate, christmas, december,
Holiday FunFrosty
there once was a snowman named frosty
whose figure was round and quite glossy
he danced through the town
till the sun came around
and left poor old frosty...
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Categories:
christmas, funny,
Holiday FunHoliday Fun Limerick Contest 1-9-25
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Holiday Fun
Frosty the snowman liked tricks
Consumed apple juice for kicks
Left yellow puddles
We were befuddled
Yellow snow flowed from his...wick?
Dear Santa Claus feels...
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Categories:
holiday, humor,
Holiday Fun Poor Frosty snowman kids can't cuddle
His carrot nose sits in a puddle
Guess it's global warming
Winter's not conforming
Our seasons are in a right muddle
A randy...
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Categories:
humorous,
Holiday Fun
We see Santa and Frosty,
Having their rush shopping spree;
Buying many toys,
For all girls and boys,
Then hire ten elves to carry.
As hosts of Christmas party,
Have rock...
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Categories:
fun,
Happy Merry Christmas!All day is snowing,
Santa is coming,
What a good winter season.
Parents are merriness,
Babies are in happiness,
They jumps to the sky any reason.
Happy Merry Christmas!
Father coming from...
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Categories:
christmas,