Farm Limerick Poems

Mother let out a sneeze in the henhouse again
Out of every opening flew a squawking hen
From the drama
Came my mama
Basket of eggs feathers in hair...

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GO, NO—STAY

Deport those filthy illegals, go call the cops!
But not the brown losers who are picking our crops
We won’t tell them to go
Who else would...

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New farmer whose first name is Guy
Confesses he's using AI
His cows are sans bulls
But for lassies he pulls
He uses his todger - AYE AYE!...

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There once was a farmer named Larry
With a hundred cows at his dairy
Larry did his best
Hired help for the rest
Milking that many cows was scary
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Repaper the walls of the loo
Bob got messy, covered in glue
Such sagas to be had
So Bob rang up his dad
But Dad’s busy lambing a ewe

His...

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On faraway mountain, there is a farm 
Where a young man lives alone, full of charm 
His mystery charms a flock 
Like he's a good...

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My garden backs onto a farm
Which shouldn’t cause any alarm
With so much fresh air
I’m glad I live there 
And only one thing spoils its charm

I...

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That big red rooster friendly was not
Each morning he chased me across the lot
Today there was three
Mom rooster and me
running with broom mom gave him...

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  Sue was just a farmer's lass
  At whom I made an awkward pass ~
    She said, Let's have some...

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buddy hear this coffee factor

my dad drives a jumbo tractor

if you say to me

drink some herbal tea

you will need a chiropractor.
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once a fat turkey named terry

in feathers dirty and hairy

gobbled on with glee

i'm leaving you see

into a portal less scary.
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When my chef son came home from the navy
He wanted to make Thanksgiving gravy
And would like to process
A live Turkey they’d bless
And then sought out...

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a man with legs like a tree

gallops like nonsense set free

he flips and he flops

and high over tops

a barn full of revelry.
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sipping autumn home this year

flavor magic we hold dear

let us confess

from trees to press

orchards bring fine good cheer.
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an actor he was typecast

a soldier hit by a blast

but as of today

he's out mowing hay

farming a dramatic past.
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