Cute Love Limerick Poems

My husband is over protective.
Less stress is his doctor's objective.
But with two teens at home,
Always on the damn phone,
"Let go" isn't always effective!

My teen daughter...

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Rusty Finds A Home!

Rust-hued kitty’s shunned by day, ignored through the night
Unloved and discarded in a world numb to his plight
As he meows by a...

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Poet Kitty

Longing words of love poet kitty will inspire
His soulful meows set her passions afire
Channeling Keats and Byron
He’s her purring siren
Poet kitty, you’re a marvel...

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Star-Crossed Cat Love

A domestic Manx, hopes torn stream and tossed
Pines and purrs for a stray cat so very lost
Their souls ache with delight
Through the screen...

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The man married a wife
Who was the love of his life
He was oh so proud
Despite her uni brow
You see true love in his eye...

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Charlie and Marley maculate giraffe
Looking immaculate with a soft laugh
Dinner at Bread and Butter
Had their stomach a flutter
Through the window they ate shocking the staff

4/6/2024...

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If I sing songs lined with honey 
Will you let me be your bunny? 
     Let my hands make your heart...

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a girl making pizza dream

her toppings make tastebuds scream

tomato tossed swirls

and cheese in great curls

queen of the epicure scene.
...

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She was the cat’s meow
But yet she cried bow-wow
Bow-wow-meow is the place I drink milk moo-moo 
Not mine skirt apparel I’m the ballerina in the...

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Rev up, rev up
engine roaring racing such
never boring lighting fast

birthday blast cars vroom-vroom
Carlin's runs on females hearts

3/13/23
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2023©...

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Dream Dates are never dreamy, because of their perfection,

Not dreamy from strict parenting, or Natural Selection;

Quite simply Dream Dates are so, because they put us...

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Santa, last year we were in a tussle
Stole an icy kiss, amidst the hustle
Bad boy, it’s fisty cuffs
Viagra in your cream puffs
This year boop-dee-doop meet...

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Sally had too many drinks at the bar
As eyes wandered into her cookie jar
A darling to the men
Not to be outdone, then
Her eyes charged under...

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once an old horse named chester

impressing a nag esther

clumped up a tall tree

until about three

then clumped back down to best her.
...

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she was stone deaf and he proposed to her,
she heard it not and ignored the offer,
Said softly “will you marry me”?
“Thank you”she said “I don't...

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