Cousin Limerick Poems

St. Patrick's Day


My cousin went joyfully to Ireland,
A first trip with her best friend, Tim Roland; 
Joining fares on Paddy’s Day,
He viewed all green the...

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My cousin Vince was no prince you see

Just a bully in the first degree 

He'd curse as you went by

Maybe spit in your eye

Or you...

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There was once a girl named Bree

Who shared her streaming account with Dee

But Dee told her Mom

Then her cousin and Tom

Now everything buffers eternally

...

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My son, I love very much, so strict with me,
No name or photo of my little gem, there be,
My granddaughter, two years, January first,
My pride,...

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Hush, hush sweet cousin Charlotte
Don't tell them what I've wrought.
	Just let them all think
	you require a shrink.
They saw your hands stained scarlet.

...

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Mauricio, the merry moose
in Lanny Locke’s garden let loose.
He munched on mulberries,
chips, chestnuts and cherries.
The produce he poached was profuse!

His cousin, Carol the cute caribou
consumed...

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Rumpel Still's kin are a strange lot
With names not easily forgot
But he was kept asleep
By his cousin, the creep
Moonshine Still was the guilty sot

Rumpel had...

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I made a few mistakes or a dozen.
I didn't know 'bout birds and bees buzzin'.
Son, please listen to me.
It's the principle, see?
Forget the football team and...

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Tweety meets Sylvester's cross-eyed cousin
One who's close enough to be his kissin'
Tweety sort of gotten sick
Ma Goosey gave her Fave stick
Poor-cat be THE but* of...

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Weary old frog a cousin of aunties
Chased a young fly named Mr. McBanties
Mr. B was too quick for him
Took a bad turn on a whim
Ended...

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I’m upset with smug Peter Pig
Who’d promised we could dance a jig
But spies my bent trotter
Gets nasty - the rotter
I call him an ignorant prig!

I’ve...

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Esau married a hot Ishmaelite;
To get back at Isaac in spite.
The town is all buzzin’;
He wedded his cousin,
But they say that the kids are alright....

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I’m dining with my cousin Giles
Who disclosed he’d terrible piles
He’s wriggly and twitchy
Cos his butt’s so itchy
His visage is sad, there’s no smiles

He’d  tried...

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Brownies, goblins and gargoyles too
Entered the laces of a good girl’s shoe
She danced up a storm
With my cousin Norm
At the end, she had plenty of...

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Pelé killed the game and ate the ball
     Garrincha held the ball and did bawl
     coming, going...

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