Car Limerick Poems
These Car Limerick poems are examples of Limerick poems about Car. These are the best examples of Limerick Car poems written by international poets.
The Revenge of the MammalsA dinosaur, two tons or three,
Heard tell from a mammal quite wee:
“Why, one day your tar
Shall burn in a car
That’s driven by creatures like me!”
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anger, animal, car, conflict,
it never endsConfederate types some admire
Punctured DEI's entire hire
The world is a throng
And civil war's wrong
But that car just hit their barbed wire...
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racism, war,
Cruising in her Hyundai SonataCruising in her Hyundai Sonata,
listening to a Bach cantata,
she killed the overhead light
and mused, “For dinner tonight?
I'd love your twelve-inch enchilada.”...
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car, funny love, giggle,
Lord Vader in our own galaxyWhy can't he sell all of his cars?
Darth Elon with government spars!
Since his ships explode
Tesla's board wants him stowed
On the Space-X Death Star to Mars...
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car, space, technology, violence,
Broken Old CarThat broken car makes disturbance
an old big deceptive appearance
Some thinks it is pretty,
and best car in city
that what its dump driver announce...
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allegory, analogy,
FETTLE THE METALThere comes a young lad from abroad.
He wants a car but can’t afford.
So he gets scrap metal
And this he does fettle.
Then calls it a Honda...
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car,
A Man of Debatable TasteA man of debatable taste
Thought wonders of sticky toothpaste.
Adorning his hair,
Or auto repair,
All based that with paste it was laced....
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car, care, funny, hair,
Untitledthere was an old man named Ford
who thought history was absurd
he said it was all bunk
then his company produced a junk
and the Edsel became the...
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humor,
Untitledthere was an old man named Ford
who thought history was absurd
he said it was all bunk
then his company produced a junk
and the Edsel historically became...
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Categories:
car,
A New FriendMet a new friend on a cruise;
We shared many interests and views.
She doesn’t live far –
Couple hours by car –
But connections are easy...
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Categories:
appreciation,
Drag QueenHis life was a complete mess
His car was repossessed
He fixed his hair
And on a dare
Was a drag queen in a dress...
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art, dance, poetry,
Drop the Reins and Pour Me a Drink
The dog days of summer, certainly here
Every half-hour, another shot of beer
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car, drink, giggle, technology,
walking parrot
a parrot walks into a bar
hey buddy have you got a car
i hike for ten miles
get nothing but smiles
and sidewalks here are below par.
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Categories:
abuse, anger, bird, car,
Rush HourI run to my next class with industrious speed, I have to make it before the bell
Damn it, my car broke down the day before...
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anxiety, funny, homework, humor,
Adam and Eve
Sizzling scorching Sun at ‘noon’
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Categories:
appreciation,