Jeff Poems - Poems about Jeff

“The chances against anything manlike on Mars are a million to one,” he said. (Excerpt from the book by H G Wells.) WATCH OUT, run for your lives ...the Martians are coming! Well on October 30, 1938 Terrified listeners truly thought the world was ending When a radio broadcast Of H G Wells book ‘The War of the Worlds’...

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Jeff the three-legged worm they weren’t his legs but legs that he’d found from old bits of twig just scattered around he once saw a centipede who laughed and made fun of a young and shy Jeff stuck on his tum but Jeff swam through soil and the centipede saw staring in wonder amazement and awe the twig legs put by now but kept just in case although Jeff seems...

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It had yet to enter Mister Jeff’s head That I know him like the back of my hands: Never would ask him bread let alone bed, News of this sure to make it to distant lands… The choice of a dog alive or lion dead, A slow building with bricks or the fast with sands; An offer of dying after being...

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Jeff eyes a life of High Grade. He shall into wall paints wade: Blocks for coats that won’t fade; Jeff shall self stretch for High Grade, Others, too, for the eyed grade: Build a house bandits can’t raid, Rooms like heaven on earth laid, Cool canopy for a shade… A vain Jeff for High Grade Vows to each year sack a maid, New week a...

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The quest for eternity (Jeff Bezos) He awoke under the bed; it had been his birthday and had drunk champagne and eaten Danish pastry He stretched, feeling stiff, walked to the kitchen, opened the fridge took out cheese, tomatoes, butter and A bottle of beer, which thirstily drank. The cleaning lady had been everything was in order but wondered...

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One thing about the sixties time Was the music was just fine Listen to it now The Electric guitars were just wow Look for the music played By Jeff Beck part of the British Invasion Escapades In the Yardbirds supercool And the album with Rod Stewart rules So the years roll out for everyone And for Jeff Beck has been done But...

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I'm your recall demon and alas, I am back This Halloween be wary when you hit the sack For that night while you're dreaming I'll have you wake up screaming But for five bowls of Snickers, I might not attack! H/T "Factory Recall" by Jeff Kyser Written 10/26/22...

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"Kaiser Jeff" i grew up (well........... one hopefully never grows up) on hooked on phonics and being dyslexic to too so it seems to me that Kyser may come from German descent i don't know but i know he writes decent poetry...

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Someone gave Jeff Kyser a subscription Writer’s Digest seized his imagination, It was almost like an editor’s prescription For developing Jeff’s fine poetry articulation He quickly discovered the poetry pages Latching on to new forms…not on P.S., Strange syllabications from some sages And navigation of the complex, I guess. Probably more than any poet I know Jeff wrestles with rhymes and patterns, Ranging from serious...

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He is rich, but willing to share Sending two billion dollars Yes that is billions, right there To non-profits with no collars Yes, no strings attached. No formal vetting or restrictions Jeff Bezos, the head of Amazon Sent money their way with happy convictions His theory was that since they worked with the homeless They would help them with things they really did need So...

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A plumber, a teacher...and a chef Are all poets, and thier names are all geoff Their astronomer, friends name Had sound just the same But he spelled it J.E.F.F Limerick Poetry Contest Sponsored by Joseph May 1/3/2019...

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Help is legal, Help is fruitful, Help is a gift, At times we lose grip, Overwhelmed by decisions, Matters that harbor different tasks, But when that aid shows up, We get to realise there is more, More towards life, More towards things, More towards doing, Help a Hold Ever Lent Persona....

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Years ago I wrote a jingle for a real store. They didn't know I did, but I did. The soda pop shop The soda pop shop Be sure to stop In the soda pop shop If it ain't pop We ain't got it Jeff Mart!...

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Possessions and Jeff Sessions Brain lost it possessions, When they approved Jeff Sessions; Then flipped my noodle. Drew Up A Blank Played with a full tank And deck so who should I thank? Mind drew up a blank. Jim Horn...

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There was a boy named Jeff had messed up teeth, and had no feet he rolled around town screaming out loud I want pizza from pizza king yes this little boy that lived in Anderson a big brother that hated him. Jeff asked him can "can you order pizza?" he said "sure." Then they both turned to the phone then they had Their pizza....

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