Itchy Poems - Poems about Itchy

There once was a snitch ditched in itchy pride, sick of being tied, to grumpy cats side~ she lured his furry tail, trapped him in a caged tale, she sat, blowing kisses that...Read the rest...

Itchy Fingers? I don’t mind dying in a nuclear war. As long as it’s quick, not a lingering bore. It’ll give the elite a chance to see the cloud. Kill off the plebs in a crimson shroud. I know their...Read the rest...

Itchy bite, oh itchy bite Swollen up and hot and red I didn’t hear the awful whine That fills me up with dread Itchy bite, I’m twitchy bite How I wish you’d go away I’m wide awake at two am Scratching under...Read the rest...

I have a bee in my bonnet A fly up my nose A flea in my ear And tinnitus toes I've just read the news, In the paper today It gave me the blues, So I threw it away I cannot comprehend The news...Read the rest...

Itchy Ring The isle- you walked yourself Majestically, yes you did! Smiled broadly Veil-you removed And declared¬---- “She is all mine!” Today, “Pastor, it can’t work, She is a wolf; devouring me, set me free!” “Son- I saw it coming; But I feared...Read the rest...

Itchy bitsy ouch; Bug bite Bee stings hornet nest; Itchy scratchy pest; ~ So I fear those bees; and mosquitoes and hornets; With a scary mouths, and rife stingers ticks and flies; they do buzz, sting and bite I’m frightened; 9/3/21/ 2021© A Buggy Tanka...Read the rest...

a wasp jabs its sting deep into my derriere a butt load of itch... too embarrassing to scratch yet too itchy to ignore buzzing mosquitos partial to my fast-food face fly in for a bite... landing ever so lightly they risk the chance of...Read the rest...

A flock of large birds or a fleet of small small planes is speeding towards me. NO! It's worse--mosquitoes! I failed to use repellent! I grab my swatter. They slap it away, laughing-- my baseball bat too. I’ll need a tub of itch...Read the rest...

Scratch payback for the clap on the back of the purring cat as he pulls the hand back...Read the rest...

So inviting of the scratchings on the wall Hang gliding fingernails scraping you can hear the noise Screeching and crunching Cringing face smudging ears popping Consciousness wondering when will it be stopping Porous walls Scratching itching claws...Read the rest...

I have an itch that’s on my back It’s sitting on a little patch It’s in a place that’s hard to reach So I can’t scratch this part of me I have an itch I can’t ignore This itch I...Read the rest...

Some Itchy Skin It Had Been We had heard that his confusion, Was contributed to his delusion, And itchy skin, Again and again; Could be contributed to contusion. Jim Horn...Read the rest...

Sure you've all had an itchy back You ask a stranger to scratch it, you act like a maniac No... lower down you scream Yeah, that's where I mean You start purring and meowing like a pussycat...Read the rest...

Wow, it's a heat seeking missile Always first to blow the whistle Amazingly speedy on the draw Faster than Quick Draw McGraw No poem has the chance to linger Not with that itchy trigger finger Hurry, hurry, no time...Read the rest...

t started with a single itch On the end of my nose and made it twitch Then on one ear and in my hair I started to itch everywhere Ooh I scratched and scratched Until I bled fleas were getting...Read the rest...