A Very Itchy Poem Indeed

t started with a single itch On the end of my nose and made it twitch Then on one ear and in my hair I started to itch everywhere Ooh I scratched and scratched Until I bled fleas were getting well fed Ooh those varmints were getting everywhere i started to do a dance a Rumba And everyone stopped and stared The pain was just too much in my pants My credentials felt like they had been bitten by a thousand ants I was shimmying body popping getting down Everyone thought I was the best dancer in town. Ooh I'm itching now are you too. Peter Dpme.Copyright.2016.May.