Funny Irish Poems
These Funny Irish poems are examples of Irish poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Irish Funny poems written by international poets.
IRISH INFLUENCE
“Irish slang is funny.” --- Is that a fact?
What matters most is its wholesome impact
Revealing good* heart’s zest
To influence with best
Through blest joyfulness, along kindness-act.
*Galatians...
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Categories:
irish, appreciation, perspective,
A Red-Haired Air of Misfortune
A lass with red hair, bright and fair,
Loved Guinness and drank without care,
When she tripped on a stone,
She let out a groan,
Then farted and stunk...
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irish, funny, humor, ireland,
Irish Accents and Caps
Irish accents quake my female southland.
Males 'neath Newsboy Caps stimulate dreamland.
Irish yearns may want touch,
Did not seek to feel such.
Ireland trips could stimulate mate's backhand....
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Categories:
irish, crush, desire, funny, humor,
Tir na nog - A Tragic Epic Saga
Tír na nÓg - A Tragic Epic Saga
ye hear, of a leprechaun and a unicorn who met in a field’s corner
a he and she, she...
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irish, dark, fantasy, fun, funny,
The Fiddler and the FrogOne evening some folks came around
To hear Irish fiddler, renowned-
Play magical strings
That acted like springs-
And sprung all to dance to the sound.
So grand, it soon...
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Categories:
irish, dance, funny, music,
The Old Town Cat Lady Who YelledThere was a dame from Westminster,
Who lived her life as a spinster.
She was old and gray,
Yelled at cats all day,
And that is why no one...
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irish, cat, drink, funny, humorous,
An Irish PubIn an Irish Pub, on St. Patricks Day,
I was drinking a traditional green beer.
In a lively conversation, I heard a man say,
that Irish folklore contained...
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irish, funny, holiday, ireland,
Off With His Head Wait Not So FastA legend of Ireland that lives long and hard through this very day
Is of Jack the widow’s son who took risks that truly did more...
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Categories:
irish, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
What It Means To Be IrishWHAT IT MEANS TO BE IRISH
You won’t play professional basketball
Your cousin is a cop
Or maybe just a fireman
Your swearing just won’t stop
You think that...
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irish, humorous,
IrishIrish
'When Irish eyes are smiling',
sang the midwife, gleefully,
as she handed me a bundle,
and revealed that it was 'She'.
A baby, with the darkest hair,
blue eyes, that...
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irish, dog, drink, funny, humorous,
A Wee Irish WhiskeyI found myself
a good wee bottle
of 10 year old Irish whiskey
under my wee Irish down pillow
that must have been placed there
by the...
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Categories:
irish, drink, fantasy, funny, good
What It Means To Be IrishWHAT IT MEANS To BE IRISH
You won’t play professional basketball
Your cousin is a cop
Or maybe just a fireman
Your swearing just won’t stop
You think that...
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Categories:
irish, holiday,
Luck 'O the Irish - a Pet HateAh! Here I am then all snug in my seat.
I've plenty of popcorn and candies to eat.
The previews appeared without any glitch,
And I'm loving...
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irish, funny,
An Irish Seven Course Banquet
An Irish seven course banquet is what I have here:
A baked potato and a six-pack of beer!
...
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irish, funny,
Irish BrothI have been to Ireland
Noticed the Colour Green
Is predominant in the fields
Where the produce is seen
Besides the grand potato
Of which Ireland is renowned
The green bean...
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Categories:
irish, funny,