Insemination Poems | Examples

Oxymoronic

AI?
Not with what 'A' stands for
in front of 'Insemination' or 'Intelligence'!
Facebook?
Not one look!
X/Twitter?
Not this heavy-hitter!
Spotify?
Not if I can help it!
ITube? YouTube? WeAllTube?
Not as it's DubiousTube!
Microsoft?
Not hardly what it ought to be!
Fast food?
Not food, fast? Possibly!
Wine is alcohol, alcohol a preservative,
in the U.S., to preserve wine,
they add sulfites and preserve a preservative!
Makes all the sense in the world to some,
but not me as, I live in a world of my own,
where artificial goes unknown,
population one, where I answer to none,
it's a concept of mine which I alone condone.

Our Futuristic Past

Nephilim, a curious thing
Said to be Giants
Angels and Women bring
(Not Artificial Insemination)
But what if somehow this were all wrong
That the words were really different
When they sang that song
What if we change the word Giant
To mean Genius instead
Wouldn't that lead us to somewhere 
Different than we were lead
And what if all along It were staring 
Us in the face
Wouldn't that make our History a disgrace
Sometimes they find history
You wouldn't believe
Like when they say 
The Arc of the Covenant 
Is in an African Country
But who is to say what books we can use
We only know too many would confuse
But what I find so interesting is
That countries Bible
What it confesses and that we don't believe


how it is done

A very rich man, not the one who springs to mind
likes to leave behind as many children as he can 
Clearly, it would be wrong to have an affair with so many women, almost immoral, where emotions disturb the proceedings, therefore, artificial insemination is used 
The rich man is in a sterile room, masturbating into a tube, the result he hands to a flunky who carries the result into another room where the business is done, but sometimes things go wrong and he has to repeat, for this there is a stack of pornographic pictures he can look until he get an ******** suitable for the purpose 
Sometimes a baby girl is born, which he accepts but would rather have boys; he aims to have thirty children and hopes there is no mishap generations ago giving him a child of the wrong race. Should this happen, he will not despair, but happily point out he is not a racist

Premium Member What Was I Thinking

 I googled "AI" ... found notes on Artificial Insemination!!!

New Moon

apple cores bifurcated
maggoty realms
spilled over

long stems bled
a sluggish
green insemination

toward evening
small apes gathered
to scream at the
new moon

there were bones
to be split,
marrow to be scraped out
with stone spearheads

it was not the beginning
nor even the
end of the beginning

swamp waters
still bubbled up a choking miasma
of stale fertility

yet some
hunted a muddy earth
knuckles walking

a few agile brains
grew more alert
to upright visions


Premium Member mating moon

animalistic
	insemination instinct ~
		posh procreation

(September Full Moon – Cree)

Truthfulness

truthfulness
the out dated word

this is the wild forest
here live animals

barbarism there is fabricated
as civilized

hungry belly dies on hungry;
greedy rich lives on diet
according to physician prescription

truth is bastard child of wicked enjoyment!
where lie is legal insemination of bonded love!

oh! truth has no right to live independently
in this poisonous ruling world!

09.04.2020 Chattogram

Premium Member Avant-Garde Home

Your avant-garde home fills a crucial niche
   ensures the perpetuation of outrageous kitsch

The painting on the wall entitled 'Insemination'
   keeps this admirer on the brink of regurgitation

That chlorophyll-fish oil drink your butler foisted on me
   helps me every fifteen minutes or so to pee

As for your 'petrified out-of-water deep sea plants'
   Don't look now; they're on fire with carpenter ants

Then there's your 'mahvelous' retro pet rock collection
   pinched, no doubt, from the local House of Corrections

I must confess that your house is, indeed, quite impressive
   ~ considering that your compulsions are beyond obsessive

Bits and Pieces

Bits and pieces of your heart and soul
bits and pieces, fillet and sautéed
for the sad amusement of cruel men with mindless erections
Who snicker and grin
as they lay you down on a bed of nails
Naked and anesthetized
for the purpose of insensate insemination
s and feces, from hearts without soul
s and feces, from cruel little boys, masquerading as men,
with pointless erections, who grimace and sin, 
As they fornicate and fail
Naked and cautertized from the meaning of erotic sensations
And that is: sweet tender love and kindness
approximating Divineness
Which the sad woman is so longing for
and the little boy is running from

Creation and Insemination of Desperation

Creation and Insemination of Desperation

Are crimes that could result in a creation,
As well as distribution after insemination;
Can be no charm;
Had bodily harm;
Did migrate to America out of desperation.

Jim Horn

Beginning and Insemination

Beginning and Insemination

There was a beginning and insemination,
Of what did end up being discrimination;
So sad to say,
Came one day;
Result had was dishonor and humiliation.

Jim Horn

Shaving At Fourteen

Under the carpet. 
Your siren has no 
Sound. 

I can't find my 
Locker, but the 
Next class
I'm not sitting 
Next to you. 

And you, 
Short Stop,
have paused
Me. 

Money doesn't
Solve my 
Enviousness. 

Of the wife, the
Eventual 
Insemination
Of your kind. 

Shaving in the
Morning, I think 
Of your whiskers. 

And with a cat's
Tongue I am tied and 
Torn to nothing 
Avail.

She Wants Another Baby

She wants another baby in womb
A bouncing baby of good health
Appears in mind every dawn of day
The one of unmatched brilliance

But every time she conceives one
It is out of artificial insemination
At times it is one from wild bushes
Both of them spell pain and sorrow

The woman is all times in dire agony
Baby that comes through back door is
The foundation of ugly misfortunes
Not one time has the mother smiled

Every conception season she worries
Insemination baby is dull, chaotic
Dream of natural conception a dream
But she keeps on her knees praying;

“When will baby of babies see me?
What magic can I use to conceive it?
Mothers that conceive; whisper to me,
That my soul rests in motherly peace.”

Insemination

Insemination

DESCRIMINATION!!!
Is much humiliation;
Need a vacation.

Insemination,
Of may cause the creation,
DESCRIMINATION!!!

Jim Horn, Philosopher.
Poet and Scholar So
Stand Up and Holler.

Shaving At Fourteen

Under the carpet. 
Your siren has no 
Sound. 

I can't find my 
Locker, but the 
Next class
I'm not sitting 
Next to you. 

And you, 
Short Stop,
have paused
Me. 

Money doesn't
Solve my 
Enviousness. 

Of the wife, the
Eventual 
Insemination
Of your kind. 

Shaving in the
Morning, I think 
Of your whiskers. 

And with a cat's
Tongue I am tied and 
Torn to no 
Avail.

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