In Laws Poems - Poems about In Laws

My blade is sharper, so they claim. And his hoe is blunt. Each voice raised is struggling to rise above the noise, eyeing for supremacy, living to convince, competing for dominance, quarreling to belittle, demean, and degrade. I found that armchair broken and fixed it. The chicken you ate when you paid your dowry was mine. So it goes. But both are travelers. Come harvest time,...

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There we sat, a sunny afternoon The barbie lit, not quite enough flame Her father fans it, wife tries to explain Happy families. Two language game I’ve nothing in common, forgotten their name. I let myself go, release my sarcastic mood We’re all inane smiles personified polite He’s waving at the barbie dust on the food My wife hangs on to her rage...

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She's there when you don't want her bossing you around But when you really need her she's just flown out-of-town She's quite opinionated you wouldn't call her shy ...

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MOTHER IN LAWS Mother in law’s are known to be interfering and feared, Be loving, for they are the brunt of jokes of how they are persevered, For they can cause chaos and absolute hell, But can be sweet and understanding as well, For which side of the fence, are you geared? I have a daughter in law who’s swell, I could...

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sit and listen to the quiet it's outside the christmas norm because now, when all is silent it's the calm before the storm the kids are upstairs sleeping you're resting, sitting with a drink in a few hours ...storms a brewing it'll push you to the brink the kids are up and yelling paper wrapping all around until the house is empty no more rest...

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Never had I embraced an officious abode as religiously before But this striking red and white interior I started to adore If I was out on a run and needed to use the loo I’d stop by and relieve myself with no urgency to remove my shoe Nested on the second floor and fairly warm during the cold Drizzles off...

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Slice ham so thin, your in-laws will never come back This pearl of wisdom came my way So many years ago A TV ad that to this day, The funniest I know It sliced and diced, did everything A kitchen chef could seek In fact, it claimed that it could make ONE tomato last a week! But best for me as I recall, Laughed so...

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Daughter-in - law's baggage. That mother - in - law will change Or accept me for who I am Seems difficult. Being the head of the family, She places orders to everyone, Me given the most orders Even my skillful assertiveness Doesn't convince her. "She did this","she did that" Echoes in my mind. Ego based relation is empty. How I wish she focused On my assets rather...

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In-laws And their flaws Sisters and brothers Ma’s and Pa’s Some are sweet Some are cold Some are young Some are old They’re short They’re tall They talk too much But they never call Some will drink a coke Others will have a beer I hear someone saying “I’m thirsty” Here’s a class of water my dear “I like rib eye steak; I like roasted chicken” “I like baked salmon; the...

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Where am I Where have I gone Going through Hell to the End This family thing I'll never win...

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God is the chief justice,his laws solutions In the law making world of dreams,six people population Father in law,mother in law,in the absence of children Son in law,daughter in law, in the absence of parents Brother in law,sister in law,the law making relations One law to other law,no any blood connections Mother in law vs daughter in law,a long pending...

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Lines Thought At My In-Laws’ Commode -------------------------------------------------- Oh! This, their only-bathroom, is in the kitchen. And this door, an iron door! Allows even the smallest sounds slip—hiss fiss siss Hahaha…! And it has a wide, an-inch’s-gap below. 'Their new, darling son-in-law, They count my talks and measure my steps.' Ah! My heart is beating badly And my mind’s nerves mayn’t burst. And if I am...

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Making the In-Laws Welcome By Elton Camp “Visiting will be my sister & her mate Jim. Penny warned, “Fred, you be nice to them.” “Maybe they should stay at a hotel, But still see that you treat them well.” Fred prided himself on his guile So he tried to hide an evil smile For he knew just what he’d do So their visit...

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I see my mom in law every other week Her smiling face and wonderful smile always Makes my week She will be 99 years young this november, what a blessing she will be that age this year From all the stories of family and friends its something we should think about whe she talks about the the moments and events Is so true...

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I heard about them hope they are prepared for me I am not the ex his mom’s favorite I’ll show her respect, that’s me besides he loves me that is important they live in another town my future in-laws By: Wilma N. Neels 050620111145 Contest : In Laws 7th place...

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