Humpty Poems - Poems about Humpty

Long years ago, you heard I fell, just tumbled from a wall and—SPLAT! I’d not be whole again, all said. I’m here to follow up on that. The King’s men scraped my pieces up. It seemed they’d better things to...Read the rest...

Truth isn't always within the region of reason; it can flirt with the edges of insanity. Let's dive into the twisted reality of Humpty Dumpty. Its bitter smell will linger like rotten eggs in the...Read the rest...

Humpy dumpty, knowing that you Were an egg, why would you sit On a wall and are you that clumsy To fall off without anyone pushing you You knew that if you fell They couldn’t put you back together Again, wish...Read the rest...

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall... Or did he? It's really hard to tell, Though he was fractured all to hell. Indeed, his personality was split. He had less sense than...Read the rest...

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the King’s horses and all the King’s men, Couldn’t put Humpty together again. The Queen’s seamstresses they tried to sew, The footman with glue he had a...Read the rest...

Humpty Dumpty was in fact a selfish king. A narcissist with a harem of women, many who were under the age of sixteen. He was quite large and disfigured, due to his royal ancestors marrying...Read the rest...

HUMPTY DUMPTY Just close to main gate in front of entry, where standing the...Read the rest...

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall He sits there all day long scaring The little boys who slip and fall Like a grown-up boy and daring One day he fell from the same wall While making fun of his old...Read the rest...

In the nursery rhyme Humpty Dumpty who or what he represents is still a mystery. Some think he may in fact have been an egg though this hypothesis does not acknowledge. And yet he’s always depicted as one and...Read the rest...

Republican head Democrat heart Mired in conflict Forever apart Symbiotic division Zero Sum in intent Mutual destruction —broken not bent (Dreamsleep: October, 2023)...Read the rest...

Cinderella said Humpty Dumpty is smoking hot. Alice couldn’t believe it; she thought he was not. She went to the wall to take another peek at him. In no way did she think he was dapper or trim. Humpty...Read the rest...

humpty dumpty has a book that does not go away We tried to peek, but he was not ready to play. He told us to leave, for he was on deck a ship Battling a storm, the cutter...Read the rest...

I was sitting on the wall And I suffered a great fall Stupid horses came around Couldn’t see me on the ground Then of course, Kings men attend None of them knew how to mend They kicked off my pieces, scattered Left...Read the rest...

Humpty Dumpty sat on a "Wall"! Humpty Dumpty had a "GREAT FALL":"ALL THE KINGS HORSES,and all "THE KINGS MEN COULD NOT PUT "HUMPTY DUMPTY"TRUMPTY",back together "EVER AGAIN"! Is Donald John Trump "The Humpty Dumpty"? He...Read the rest...

Humpty Dumpty All the Kings men were out at the Ball When rumours say Humpty had taken a fall But he's still in one piece and without any pain In fact, he's on holiday, on the south coast of...Read the rest...