Humpty Poems - Poems about Humpty

If ever you see Humpty Dumpty Tell him that you can put Your life together after a fall The storm can never last forever When it rains The pain can transform your actions! Putting your life together Might take some time! The time for action is now Because your life must bring out the real you! If ever you see Humpty Dumpty Tell him or anyone...

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Long years ago, you heard I fell, just tumbled from a wall and—SPLAT! I’d not be whole again, all said. I’m here to follow up on that. The King’s men scraped my pieces up. It seemed they’d better things to do than put me back together right. I wish they’d used Gorilla Glue*. Now here I am, a sight to see, a puzzle from...

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Truth isn't always within the region of reason; it can flirt with the edges of insanity. Let's dive into the twisted reality of Humpty Dumpty. Its bitter smell will linger like rotten eggs in the night breeze. Once upon a time, when sunshine kissed the honeyed horizon, there existed a handsome knight. His eyes glistened like...

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Humpy dumpty, knowing that you Were an egg, why would you sit On a wall and are you that clumsy To fall off without anyone pushing you You knew that if you fell They couldn’t put you back together Again, wish I could have helped you ...

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall... Or did he? It's really hard to tell, Though he was fractured all to hell. Indeed, his personality was split. He had less sense than an oven mitt. When he went to London to see the queen, I thought it best to intervene. I summoned the king's men...

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the King’s horses and all the King’s men, Couldn’t put Humpty together again. The Queen’s seamstresses they tried to sew, The footman with glue he had a go, Even the gardener tried, with horse poo! The wizard attempted, with something taboo. In the end, it was over; the Priest had...

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Humpty Dumpty was in fact a selfish king. A narcissist with a harem of women, many who were under the age of sixteen. He was quite large and disfigured, due to his royal ancestors marrying siblings to preserve their blood. His mum was also his aunt and his dad was also his uncle in...

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HUMPTY DUMPTY Just close to main gate in front of entry, where standing the tall eucalyptus tree, sat on the wall fatty Humpty Dumpty ...

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall He sits there all day long scaring The little boys who slip and fall Like a grown-up boy and daring One day he fell from the same wall While making fun of his old friends None helped him and none gave a call Learning a lesson, made amends Not to bother or hurt others In their bad time...

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Republican head Democrat heart Mired in conflict Forever apart Symbiotic division Zero Sum in intent Mutual destruction —broken not bent (Dreamsleep: October, 2023)...

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Cinderella said Humpty Dumpty is smoking hot. Alice couldn’t believe it; she thought he was not. She went to the wall to take another peek at him. In no way did she think he was dapper or trim. Humpty Dumpty is my king! Sleeping Beauty said. Alice wondered if Beauty’s eyes might be dead. She stared at Humpty, wondering what she...

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humpty dumpty has a book that does not go away We tried to peek, but he was not ready to play. He told us to leave, for he was on deck a ship Battling a storm, the cutter was ready to flip! Call me captain, old Humpty said. His cheeks were pink, his nose was red. Or walk the plank he...

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I was sitting on the wall And I suffered a great fall Stupid horses came around Couldn’t see me on the ground Then of course, Kings men attend None of them knew how to mend They kicked off my pieces, scattered Left me lying ruined, shattered Then Mad Hatter picked my bits Took me home in paper sheets Glued me thoroughly, with care And his company,...

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a "Wall"! Humpty Dumpty had a "GREAT FALL":"ALL THE KINGS HORSES,and all "THE KINGS MEN COULD NOT PUT "HUMPTY DUMPTY"TRUMPTY",back together "EVER AGAIN"! Is Donald John Trump "The Humpty Dumpty"? He has had a "Great Fall",and "The American People" were put "In Harms WAY" on Jan 6, 2021 as he was...

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Humpty Dumpty All the Kings men were out at the Ball When rumours say Humpty had taken a fall But he's still in one piece and without any pain In fact, he's on holiday, on the south coast of Spain...

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