Death Humorous Poems
These Death Humorous poems are examples of Humorous poems about Death. These are the best examples of Humorous Death poems written by international poets.
My Dogupon death we surely do move on
now he inhabits the right side of the sofa
he inhabits the hall rug
he inhabits the oven door
he inhabits the...
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death, dedication, dog, humorous,
Alexa down!Alexa down!
She, the brainchild of Rohit Prasad -
India-born person who breathed life
into Alexa, and lead technology side
of project almost from its inception.
Amazon Alexa Echo
a marvel...
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humorous, addiction, appreciation, best friend,
One Too Many
‘You’ve had one too many’
Declared old Paddy’s wife
She always spoiled his evenings
With her ‘trouble’ and her ‘strife’
‘I’m absolutely sober’
He replied with much aplomb
‘I’ve...
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humor, humorous, husband, ireland,
Dear Death - Mar 5A dumb deer died in that damn ditch today.
Daring, no doubt, but didn’t dodge the diesel
Doom dashing down the dune. The dimwit did
Duck, but...
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death, humor, humorous,
Way To GoYour candle locates a gas leak
You said out loud Putin’s a freak
Your brake pipes might even corode
But jello ain’t meant to explode
You may one day...
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death, fate, humorous,
Along the Wall of Campbellton Dam 1 of 2Pulled off the road
Stirred up the dust
Sat in my car
Over the fence
Campbellton dam
Built in nineteen e-
leven by pow-
erful alien workers
Twenty-four hun-
dred five feet across
Keep off...
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art, dream, humorous, philosophy,
Cri de coeur courtesy thirty something English earl cry babyCri de coeur courtesy thirty something English earl cry baby
the Earl of Yarmouth (William Seymour)
a descendant of very late
(to the power of Google - ha)...
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humorous, adventure, anger, depression, england,
Nothing at All
Spend your lifetime regretting not,
all of those things that you ain’t got;
Because just like in birth,
when they cover you with earth,
you can only take what...
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humor, humorous,
Crime busting Houston police smoke out disjointed fur rats houseCrime busting Houston police smoke out disjointed fur rats house...
formerly an abandoned Amazon warehouse went to pot
with mold and magic mushrooms growing in every spot.
All...
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humorous, africa, america, animal, food,
Conceiving Himself To Be DeadConceiving himself to be dead,
He leaped like a ghost from his bed.
But finding no wings
Supporting of things,
He fell like a mortal instead....
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humorous, death, flying, funny, humor,
I heard of your demise while eating a cheese burger and friesWhen I first heard of your demise,
I was at McDonald's eating a cheeseburger and fries.
And when the newscaster said
you’d died when an elephant crapped on...
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12th grade, death, humorous,
Lemme regale you with splendid and fabulous exuberanceLemme regale you with splendid and fabulous exuberance
Despite being an amateur
paperback writer wannabe,
whose storied protagonist
stars colporteur wannabe
(thinly veiled cover as yours truly),
whereby his antagonistic doppelgänger
donned...
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humorous, adventure, age, america, appreciation,
Dear Levester, Post-Humorous Letter
Dear Levester.
On last night, while in bed before falling asleep,
my mind became filled with thoughts of you, and
My eyes were filled with tears. The thoughts...
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Categories:
humorous, death of a friend,
Categories:
heaven, history, humorous,
Inspection will NOT take place January 21st, 2025Inspection will NOT take place January 21st, 2025...
but much to my relief, said mandatory inquisition (rather inspection) will take place sixty nine days later (due...
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Categories:
humorous, absence, angel, anger, destiny,