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Hairdryer Poems - Poems about Hairdryer


Best use of my time
... I began playing this game with myself So at any moment you are holding something How would you kill an intruder I mean some of them are obvious Throw the tea then use the cups like enamel ......

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Categories: hairdryer, poems,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Embarrassment Cleanup
...Embarrassing, so embarrassing, what will I do? The things I've done my whole life through! I'll reverse the hairdryer and vacuum them up. I'll mix them with the dog food and feed it to the pup. ......

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Categories: hairdryer, age, humor,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member My Cold Cup of Tea
...My tech of nology is some what limited Even when I try to get things printed But to transfer pictures is testing me Failed to connect keeps harrassing me Tech of nology is a crazy puzzle Has t......

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Categories: hairdryer, dedication, lost, technology,
Form: Couplet
Angels With Green Faces
...ANGELS WITH GREEN FACES Saturday evening, big night everywhere, Six teenage girls, hormones to spare, gather in the bedroom to prepare. Mirror, hairdryer, tongs for curling, giggles and squeals,......

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Categories: hairdryer, daughter, humor, parents,
Form: Rhyme
Bath Time
...Saturday night bath. Mother dries hair with towel. For mass on Sunday. My head is bowed low. Towel is as rough as strokes. Better than hairdryer. Childhood ritual. Happy......

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Categories: hairdryer, appreciation, childhood, father,
Form: Senryu



Premium Member Our Breakfast Was Most Alarming
...We’re having a little break from home and had planned a busy day, after a leisurely breakfast we would soon be on our way. We sauntered down to the restaurant and were shown to a w......

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Categories: hairdryer, food, holiday, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Sounds of the Day
...Shaken to the marrow by phone alarm’s raucous call want to throw the demon fatally against the wall The humming of the fan gives some solace yes, I did wake up in my familiar right place Fauc......

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Categories: hairdryer, silence, sound,
Form: Couplet
O Don'T Know What This Is Called
...The implosion of a thought is neither a shred or a shard. In fact it is surely a pulsation of a wisdom whirlpool? Really? How rather radical. And amusing to the laughs of the rhombuses who gather wit......

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Categories: hairdryer, arabic, art, beach, betrayal,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member I Love My Pets - Peanut
...What a wonderful day to give my Yorkie a bath Peanut, my four year old boy Yorkie, sixteen pounds of love and affection, a coat of blue silver and tan long straight hair that pa......

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Categories: hairdryer, dog,
Form: Free verse
Pearls
...-I want to dress in Diamonds and be a glamorous girl -I want to travel around I want to see the world -I practice late at night in five inch heels -Nightly in the mirror with laughter and sq......

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Categories: hairdryer, beauty, dance, dream, family,
Form: Free verse
In Days of Old
...In days of old when men were bold And they didn’t use moisturiser.... They shaved with a sword, slapped whisky on their chin And didn’t use aftershave in an atomiser The scraped the dirt off with a......

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Categories: hairdryer, funny, men, old, me,
Form: Limerick
Bet You Didn'T Know
...BET YOU DIDN’T KNOW BEST OF TIMES WITH YOU HONEY AS WE LAID TOGETHER SIDE BY SIDE LISTENING TO THE RAIN YOU TOOK MY HAND, I TRUSTED YOU THOUGH I THOUGHT YOU WERE INSANE THEN YOU ASKED IF I WO......

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Categories: hairdryer, life, love, love, time,
Form: Lyric

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