Hair Raising Poems - Poems about Hair Raising

Stark naked, Sue walks down her stairs Huge boobies dangle like ripe pears Sue’s ‘hair’ stylist was lax With her Brazilian wax Short curlies remain, but who cares! 8,8,6,6,8 Checked with How Many Syllables Limerick Contest Sponsored by Tania Kitchin 05/15/23...

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I spied eighteen ‘yeti’s in line One even looked like Frankenstein Since lockdown’s been lifted For haircuts they’d drifted The barber’s skills made them look fine Slight tongue in cheek observation after our barbers and hairdressers have been allowed to open 06 08/20...

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A short-sighted barber named Dave Bid folks to 'Sit down and be brave!' With ears and neck snipped, Departing they quipped: Whew! That was a very close shave!' Bite Size Poem No.42 Poetry Contest Sponsor :Line Gautier...

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We were sitting in a restaurant having enjoyed a marvellous meal I caught sight of a man sitting near us His hair was bizarre, no way was it real As we’d never seen a bouffant so big Hubby declared that it must be a wig I said it looks like a ferret that’s dead When suddenly the ‘ferret’ slipped off his...

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A bald-headed man from Jamaica Attempted to scale a sky-scraper From his hospital bed He was heard to have said ‘I was seeking a hair-raising caper! Bite Size Poem No.42 Poetry Contest Sponsor :Line Gautier...

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Hair Raising Horn Haiku Why Trump should we be Praising getting up dander  And our hair raising. Has been barn storming Many insults throwing out We are offended. Wouldn't you be also? Jim Horn...

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IF YOU READ THE WORDS OUT LOUD IT MAKES TOTAL SENSE! Once eye never had a hare out of plaice Now I’m going bawled and eye am feeling blew People are laughing and are starting to stair Eye am going horse telling them my tail Sum folks are very suite and don’t mention my bold scull But others have no hart...

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A hirsute young lady named Tash Decided to do something rash She shaved off her stubble Oh boy she’s in trouble – Tash now sports a beard and moustache 22nd June 2016...

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