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Haggis Poems - Poems about Haggis


Premium Member HAGGIS
Haggis I was walking up Benarty hill When a Haggis crossed my path, It jumped into a puddle As it took it`s morning bath. It splished and splashed in the puddle And then it dooked it`s heed, And here`s me standing thinking That Haggis were long since deed. It jumped right oot the puddle And shook it`s coat bone dry, I moved to get...

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Categories: haggis, happy, myth, silly, uplifting,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member The perfect haggis
His name was Mr Hamish MacTavish. He was a Scot, and his taste was lavish. Mr MacTavish wrote a posh cookery book So all Cordon Bleu Chefs could try to cook, A haggis!...

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Categories: haggis, 10th grade,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member The Fourth Kingdom
“Fair fa’ your honest, sonsie, face Great Chieftain o’ the Puddin-race!” “Address To A Haggis”, Robert Burns, 1786. (Keeper o’er the Fourth Kingdom) Robert, Robert, Fourth Kingdom Gate Keeper. No Telestial glory Befits the poet deeper! Wherefore is thy legacy Robert Burns, regretfully Wherefore is thy Haggis? Thy Puddin’ flees before thee. Thy Hippopotami give birth Purple, purple, such deliver The royal eggplant hatchling That multiplies the giver! Celestial porridge is...

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Categories: haggis, imagery, inspirational, literature, passion,
Form: Romanticism
Premium Member Come Softly Now, Thou Little Haggis Bowl
Come hither, thine little Covid face Puddin’, puddin’, all o'er the place ‘Er thou leapeth, looketh! ‘Er thou jumpeth, deepeth Verily, verily, weeping weeper, Look before thou leapeth! O’ thou dearly beloved Burns Scotland’s glory Cheater, cheater, Haggis eater! Had a wife and couldn’t beater Stopping by thy Haggis wood Without a frosty heater. Jump, jump, jump I say In thy brine, belly up Bottom, bottom, bottom shine Scrub-a-dub-dub Thy...

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Categories: haggis, angst,
Form: Ballad
Premium Member We'Re Going On a Haggis Hunt
I am a Burn’s Night baby (named after the Ayrshire bard) So we’re off to hunt a haggis locating one is extremely hard We scour the hills of Scotland and have dull and rainy weather There’s not a haggis to be seen … they’re all hiding in the heather! All of a sudden we spot a rare haggis So hubby fires his gun into...

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Categories: haggis, birthday, food, fun, humorous,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Mary Haggis
Mary Haggis, little clown With beak like blighted crows And scary hair all lit aflame Is where the woodbine grows. "Mary Haggis" is reprinted here from PETS GIVEN IN EVIDENCE OF OLD ENGLISH WITCHCRAFT AND OTHER BEWITCHED BEINGS (Minneapolis: Sidecar Preservation Society, 2016)....

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Categories: haggis, fairy, fantasy, fear, horror,
Form: Quatrain
The Haggis and the Huntsman
The Haggis is an elusive wee beastie with sweet tasting meat and two hearts to defeat. To catch one and feast upon is a well deserved treat. Even the most skilled huntsmen are lucky to catch a glimpse, as it scurries so fast with its two hearts beating fast. Oh the Haggis indeed has a quick witted heed. It evades all known traps...

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Categories: haggis, animal, fun, humorous, imagination,
Form: I do not know?
Haggis
no waste odd taste strange dish haggis Scotch hype beef tripe entrails pig's tails fish heads sweetbreads offal awful January 23, 2013...

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Categories: haggis, 11th grade, food,
Form: Footle
Premium Member Chicken Breast Haggis
Chicken breasts with whiskey trace Stuffed rich with oatmeal Heart, liver and onion mix Spiced to ones taste buds Folded, oven bound Pepper sauce Nice!...

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Categories: haggis, food
Form: Epulaeryu
I'D Prefer Haggis
The last time someone dropped into our pool, it broke our concentration for crock school. I didn’t join the food frenzy, prefer Scots called Mackenzie. So take this one mates, silk chutes bind my stool! * For the “To Die for Limerick” contest. Hard to tell crock or gator from this magnification....

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Categories: haggis, funny
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Haggis and Drinks Mi Luve (Mythology)
Let’s hve haggis and drinks mi luve Find de bes ina de ole land Lay yu head on mi chest mi luve Whilst wi dance musik wid de band Dance wid de band in de Highlands Backyard jig good fer de ole soul Tickle mi nose with yu gold locks Tigether wi bade ead to toe’s sole Call Fionn mi Luve with...

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Categories: haggis, adventure, fantasy, funny, happiness,
Form: Ballad
Haggis
The Haggis lives a solitary life On mountainsides and braes Foraging, for slugs and snails Is how he spends his days But come the rutting season A change in him you’ll find He’ll go out searching, high and low For others of his kind His plumage changes colour From brown to scarlet red A pair of tree like antlers He sports upon his head Then if a...

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Categories: haggis, animals, fantasy, children, funny
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Haggis " Ever Caught One? "
Welcome world as you read this poem Its about the Haggis Scottish Highlands they roam The lowland Haggis with legs the same Evolution from the Highlands they came But the truer beasts, rarely in sight Run through the hills left and right With one set of legs longer than the other On the steep Scottish slopes They don't fall over With...

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Categories: haggis, animals, food, funny, inspirational,
Form: Rhyme

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