Come hither, thine little Covid face
Puddin’, puddin’, all o'er the place
‘Er thou leapeth, looketh!
‘Er thou jumpeth, deepeth
Verily, verily, weeping weeper,
Look before thou leapeth!
O’ thou dearly beloved Burns
Scotland’s glory
Cheater, cheater, Haggis eater!
Had a wife and couldn’t beater
Stopping by thy Haggis wood
Without a frosty heater.
Jump, jump, jump I say
In thy brine, belly up
Bottom, bottom, bottom shine
Scrub-a-dub-dub
Thy...
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