Grinch Poems - Poems about Grinch

This selection of Christmas carols, in themselves, has little value as songs or poems. Their importance lies chiefly as a historical footnote, as some scholars believe they may have been works written by history’s most famous Yuletide grouch, that green-tinged gentleman, the Grinch. Perhaps, also, they may serve as a cautionary tale; to...

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I want a grinch doll the little girl said. “Like this?” her mother asked, showing her a grown up grinch. “No! I want a baby grinch.” Her mother did some research and found one. “Like this?” The child began to scream. “I do not want a boy baby grinch, I want a baby girl grinch!” Luckily, this company also sold a pinked...

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I woke up in the middle of the night Hoping Santa Claus might be in sight I know my parents thought I was in bed so tight But I heard a thump and I saw a light Crept down to the living room where things were bright A hairy green thing was halfway in my vision, my sight I screamed when...

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Cave There is no cave Can hide your light No hidden place For Joy so bright There's nothing You should shut away Your beauty needs The light of day As friends we'd scale The highest heights Clear all the wrongs Replace with rights To let you know The path is down.. To meadows, rivers In hopeful town Where dancing, music, Food and song Replaces all your sense Of wrong Your presence welcomed To be yourself Not...

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I am the Grinch, I'm not green with envy. My heart is not two sizes to small, Or made of coal, With demons in my soul. I am the grinch, With hatred for an overrated holiday. Based upon nothing, But money and greed. Family time doesn't come in to play, It's like a board game of Monopoly, A race to make it to the boardwalk. And screw...

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'Twas the night before Christmas and it was heavily snowing The windows in the house rattled with the wind that was blowing Santa looked out through the window and it filled him with dread He was in two minds whether or not to go back to his bed. "You will do no such thing", Mrs Claus said with...

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I want a baby Grinch doll Melody said. Her grandmother had no idea it was so ugly. She went online and tried to find a better looking one. She qualified it “does it have a green face?” Melody nodded. “and striped pajamas.” Grandma was shocked because it was so hideous. Then she watched the new Grinch movie. She ended up buying two....

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Descending October days buzzed on caffeine My house transforms into a living scene Walking past you’ll see it’s quite obscene Ghostly silhouettes dance beside the evergreen From the roof swings a broken doll figurine A creepy lonesome head lay just below a guillotine Zombie moans, hanging guts and sagging spleen From the darkness jump out ghouls unforeseen Bloody vampire waiting for his next...

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The cruelest of all villains lives on Mount Crumpit for when it comes to Christmas, he says, "Dump it!" He keeps trying to "Pooh pooh" that sacred holiday, but so far everyone's efforts have kept him at bay. Oh, he's a real mean one, that monster, Mr. Grinch A devilish fiend that I would love to catch and lynch I'd gladly...

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Let’s trick-or-sweet at the Grinch’s house the elves said. I hear he’s got Covid, maybe he is worse? Maybe he is dead. I am not sure, but his fudge is delicious, stated cousin Elf Ned. We trick-or-sweeted there, and it was delicious – green and red,...

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Beware the ol' Grinch, for it’s a cinch Into your Christmas, he’ll throw a wrench He loves to belittle With poo-poo and piddle Wherever he goes he leaves a stench. written December 16, 2021...

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The feast was all done, For Grinch and the Who’s, And after the meal, Came terrible news. For Max and the Grinch, And Who’s gathered round, No one spoke a word, Or a single Who Sound. The mayor spoke up, About our grinch crook, Of all that he broke, And all that he took. “You still did the crimes, So you’ll be on trial, For crimes of last...

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Dear Mr. Grinch, I suspect that you have been very gleeful and had a different expectation this CHRISTMAS. You thought that with all of this year's heartache and pain, merriness would quickly PASS. You thought that the 2020 virus would dampen our spirit and blot out our CHEERFULNESS. I know that you hate Christmas and have...

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The Whos down in Who-ville have no reason to dread The fake skinny Santa wearing a coat colored blood red. They sleep soundly, delighting that tomorrow is Christmas Day. One tiny Who, Cindy Lou, comes up to fake Santa to Say, “What you doing? I need a drink, Mr. Santy Claus! He jumps back in horror, putting up his Grinch-like...

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~~The Covid Grinch~~ "My daughter, please, stop crying," I said. Standing before her favorite store. The sign most hurtfully read: "Because of fear....our business is dead' She stood in the wintry moonlight, A child's tears melting the snow. "Where can I see Santa Clause, now? I...

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