Gassy Poems - Poems about Gassy

...as I lay on a grassy field in the Maine I begin to smell rain. a tropical storm approaches as I drown in pain. my lungs collapse in pain I have nothing to gain my eyes roll back, sweeping ......

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...Tinkle of chime, of time, of blizzard blast. The kids are off and hope for snow to gush. The skies are scanned with hopeful overcast. Return to school where teachers rule and crush? ......

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...some people make good prisoners I would not be one of them most people never get caught I would be in the unusual half percentile that does Some people like a roommate until they see their ope......

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...Bank rolled by billionaires No matter Tuesday, November 5, 2024 still one hundred and eight days away, (thank you Julian Date Calendar - FOR LEAP YEARS ONLY), I believe a foregone conclusion ......

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...My garden backs onto a farm Which shouldn’t cause any alarm With so much fresh air I’m glad I live there And only one thing spoils its charm I feed the birds and feral cats At night ......

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...On the first day of Christmas Ziggy gave to me a wet nose on my cheek On the second day of Christmas Ziggy gave to me Two paws for shaking and a wet nose on my cheek On the third day of Ch......

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...I once wrote a letter to Santa, I'm gassy. I need some Mylanta. Then Santa wrote back asked, Are you on crack? That's one stupid wish I can't grant-a!......

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...No Alice in Wonderland Callous Alice Sacrificial Lamb Blame me Amy Fan of the Panda Bear Andie Pandie Miss Hollywood Star Queen Arlene The Trifling One Petty Betty ......

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...Coke Coke It’s The echt thing always coca-cola invigorating gassy sudsy Lift nostrils up forcing you to wheeze Red Coca-cola logo C O K E H......

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...Alice Alice was just going on eight years old When Lewis Carroll made her fall down a hole. The incredible place she imagined she'd found, Buried in her backyard so far deep underground, ......

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...A gassy stomach isn't funny If you fart it comes out runny Your pants are full of liquid gas That wouldn't stay in your a--......

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...Stuck with gas, no antacid had Santa as he flew Christmas Eve near Atlanta. When Santa Claus farted, the reindeer all darted. And poor Santa cried out, "Oh, Mylanta!” ......

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...Increase In Head Size impossible mission to encapsulate notion flitting hither and yon, to and fro within cranium attached to mine body, whereby irrefutable proof prevails predicated when you......

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...Limricks prompted by a comment made by someone today It's a fact, and no longer just a rumor Some soup people barf at toilet humor Have you sniffed your own butt It stinks so......

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...She was set up on a bind date with a nontalking beast. He was clever but she did not know this in the least. They walked in silence to a party where she knew the host. Oh! You brought a black cat!......

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