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Gassy Poems - Examples of all types of poems about gassy to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets of PoetrySoup. Read
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I would not be a good prisoner
...some people make good prisoners I would not be one of them most people never get caught I would be in the unusual half percentile that does Some people like a roommate until they see their ope......
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©
Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
gassy,
me,
Form:
Free verse
Bank rolled by billionaires
...Bank rolled by billionaires No matter Tuesday, November 5, 2024 still one hundred and eight days away, (thank you Julian Date Calendar - FOR LEAP YEARS ONLY), I believe a foregone conclusion ......
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©
Matthew Harris
Categories:
gassy,
11th grade, 12th grade,
Form:
Free verse
Rats On Gas
...My garden backs onto a farm Which shouldn’t cause any alarm With so much fresh air I’m glad I live there And only one thing spoils its charm I feed the birds and feral cats At night ......
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©
Terry Flood
Categories:
gassy,
animal,
Form:
Limerick
Twelve Days of Christmas With Ziggy - Not For Contest
...On the first day of Christmas Ziggy gave to me a wet nose on my cheek On the second day of Christmas Ziggy gave to me Two paws for shaking and a wet nose on my cheek On the third day of Ch......
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©
Tania Kitchin
Categories:
gassy,
animal, christmas, humor,
Form:
Lyric
A Letter To Santa
...I once wrote a letter to Santa, I'm gassy. I need some Mylanta. Then Santa wrote back asked, Are you on crack? That's one stupid wish I can't grant-a!......
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Dale Gregory Cozart
Categories:
gassy,
humor,
Form:
Limerick
Female Footle Slang Names: Part 1
...No Alice in Wonderland Callous Alice Sacrificial Lamb Blame me Amy Fan of the Panda Bear Andie Pandie Miss Hollywood Star Queen Arlene The Trifling One Petty Betty ......
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©
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
gassy,
girl,
Form:
Footle
Coke
...Coke Coke It’s The echt thing always coca-cola invigorating gassy sudsy Lift nostrils up forcing you to wheeze Red Coca-cola logo C O K E H......
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Sotto Poet
Categories:
gassy,
analogy, appreciation, drink,
Form:
Shape
Refurbished Children's Stories: Wonderland Redux
...Alice Alice was just going on eight years old When Lewis Carroll made her fall down a hole. The incredible place she imagined she'd found, Buried in her backyard so far deep underground, ......
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©
Jim Slaughter
Categories:
gassy,
humor,
Form:
Light Verse
Gas
...A gassy stomach isn't funny If you fart it comes out runny Your pants are full of liquid gas That wouldn't stay in your a--......
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©
Robin Davis
Categories:
gassy,
funny, humorous,
Form:
Rhyme
Gassy Santa Near Atlanta
...Stuck with gas, no antacid had Santa as he flew Christmas Eve near Atlanta. When Santa Claus farted, the reindeer all darted. And poor Santa cried out, "Oh, Mylanta!” ......
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©
Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
gassy,
humor,
Form:
Limerick
Increase In Head Size
...Increase In Head Size impossible mission to encapsulate notion flitting hither and yon, to and fro within cranium attached to mine body, whereby irrefutable proof prevails predicated when you......
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©
Matthew Harris
Categories:
gassy,
10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Free verse
Toilet Humor-Collab- Newest Additions
...Limricks prompted by a comment made by someone today It's a fact, and no longer just a rumor Some soup people barf at toilet humor Have you sniffed your own butt It stinks so......
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©
Jenna Logan
Categories:
gassy,
humor,
Form:
Limerick
Date With Salamander the Black Cat
...She was set up on a bind date with a nontalking beast. He was clever but she did not know this in the least. They walked in silence to a party where she knew the host. Oh! You brought a black cat!......
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Caren Krutsinger
Categories:
gassy,
10th grade, 11th grade,
Form:
Rhyme
Something Old Something New
...Original poem posted Aug. 3, 2021 for Charles Messina's Contest: When I Let One Loose in the Elevator (for those who do not know, SBD means "Silent But Deadly") When I let one loose in the elev......
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Andrea Dietrich
Categories:
gassy,
humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Gaseous Squeaks
...I heard the echoes of each gassy squeak Held my breath when I sniffed his stinky leak He let out a few more So I ran for the door Before his toots made the entire room reek Others came out, wh......
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©
Jenna Logan
Categories:
gassy,
humor,
Form:
Limerick
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