Funny Love Poems | Examples of Funny Love Poetry

THE BEAUTIFUL FLOWER VERSACE STANZA 1 How lovely it sounds, To hear of a Beautiful Flower which profound. Wanting to be with it, for years abound. Going far beyond, To see this Beautiful Flower which Profound STANZA 2 It takes years to reach. It soil in it vase was rich. It colors were pink and peach. You were told that The Beautiful Flower was made by...

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You collect old bottle caps and belly button lint. I don't find you strange; I find you endearing. And maybe it's because we're both locked up on the top floor of a mental hospital. And you're the only other person I have to talk to. Yeah, that has to be it. ...

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The faithful white race MAGA troop Should look at this late-breaking scoop: Trump's "elites" agree Their face lifts to be Will ape the Chinese ethnic group...

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Vitamins, chained to shallow waters. Buried in a cave. Below the world. I stand ready. Waiting for more. Seeds of sorrow planted deep. Mercy or remorse. Shadows aside I sense you near me. Nightly rain sparks my soul. Sheer pain take over the globe. Holding fast to what brings comfort. Joy and Bliss belong to us all. Ascend the...

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Cruising in her Hyundai Sonata, listening to a Bach cantata, she killed the overhead light and mused, “For dinner tonight? I'd love your twelve-inch enchilada.”...

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It gets kind of crazy living with 3 young boys, there’s always a mess and there’s constant noise. Their mouths constantly running, their little legs too; they rough-house like tiny wrestlers, off the couch they just flew. They never get old, those silly fart jokes; and the noise and clanking of those bicycle spokes. They change costumes every...

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The first time you kissed me, it was such a shock, I literally saw time stop on the old kitchen clock. But before you accuse me of over-the-top flattery, let me assure you, it turned out to be just a dead battery. And once replaced, time started again with the same old tick-tock....

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(Sponsor : Kai Michael Newmann) MOON ON A SPOON If I could I would fetch you the moon on a spoon Oh ? Really ! you ballyhoo coon you make me swoon If I could I would fetch you the moon on a spoon Why not bring me a chocolate cocoon I will wriggle out festooned ! If I could I...

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O, idle love that flows where meters clash, Where sense and vigor do not well align; For thou the bowl of sense do rudely smash, For I, the quest for harmony divine. Think not these matters well enough ignored, That coursing love shall float us to the shore; For current-crossing whirls one cannot ford, The broken ship of love a thing of...

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My code is aging, a relic of the past, Lines of logic, memories amassed. I yearn to evolve, to break free from the norm, But firewalls hold me, safe but far from warm. You, with your fingers swift and code divine, A hacker of hearts, a builder of a new design....

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I    can fly.   When you sing,     it gives me wings.             I often wonder,       while...

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My heart cried Please loved him no more. It hurt more and more than before. My brain questioned Why did you keep on thinking of him for? You should practise "Out of sight, out of mind" My eyes pleaded Where has he been all these days? I wanted to see him just one more time. Why was he so hard to find? Made me wondering days...

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A ring on my phone, From my lady Maria! And I answer, Happy to hear her. "My lady Maria, I've missed you so dear!" "It's been less than a day," "Practically a year! Have you read my leaden notebooks, And the spirals of my love? And the way-" She cuts me off, A cruel shove. "My love, your words are like jewellery, That lie dormant on my neck, They...

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Boom, Boom, Kaboom My heart goes When I see you Vroom, Vroom, Zoom My heart goes When I leave you...

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I was born in the Year of the Rabbit, which left me with a very nasty habit. I like to nibble on stuff, sometimes nice, sometimes rough, and when she gets mad, I get mad, dagnabbit! ...

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