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Funny Love Poems | Examples of Funny Love Poetry

Funny Love Poems
Funny Love Poems - Examples of all types of funny love poetry to share and read. This list of new poems is composed of the works of modern poets on PoetrySoup. Read short, long, best, and famous poem examples for funny love.
Was just a fling
#Was_just_a_fling How confused am I now , when both my mind and heart presents a different version, to my sense, as I struggle to draw sense and understanding from this matter but there are just so...Read the rest...
Categories: funny love, beautiful, crazy, for her,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Captain Nate Part 1
Aye, aye! Said the Captain, who spoke on his date, He spoke on his date to his very first mate, His very first mate, the lady Miss Tate, The very first lady to say he...Read the rest...
Categories: funny love, adventure, betrayal, crazy, fate,
Form: Rhyme



Ginger
There once was a guy who wanted to try to wrap a girl around his finger but he met Ginger who immediately saw right through him and took him to the gym where they started exercising and formalizing their friendship before they went...Read the rest...
Categories: funny love,
Form: Rhyme
Drinking infidelity
Stunning beauty her face really was! She was shaped more like a lovely vase. Never for a one night stand! Booze brewed my sins in bare hands! Beer dragged my shame under my wife's claws....Read the rest...
Categories: confusion, funny love, jealousy,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Swiss Cheese
My heart is now Like Swiss cheese He loves me not Yet he loves me deep Teal eyes don’t deny He’s only a horse Any hippie chick can ride He is only a buck Red interested in games Fun for him the chase Sautéing...Read the rest...
Categories: animal, funny love, how
Form: Rhyme



Naughty Children
Naughty Children Naughty children pick their nose's And smear their clothes Playful and mischievous They belong to Jesus Naughty kids are fast kids They catch butterflies With big smiles they show you How quick their fingers are Naughty children jolly play Even in the cold They...Read the rest...
Categories: funny love, anti bullying, boy, butterfly,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Mouse with the Hat
Montague mouse wants to purchase a hat “Why do you need that,” asked milliner cat Montague replied, “It’s so that I can marry” I must wear a nice hat for when I wed Barry” “Barry told me that he...Read the rest...
Categories: funny love, silly, wedding,
Form: Couplet
A Cry in the Flames
You are the day, beautiful and bright I am the night, dark and full of fright You are magnificent, admired with grace I am a disgrace, a shadowed face I burn...Read the rest...
Categories: funny love, black love, discrimination, funny
Form: Lyric
Premium Member The Mysterious Gift
She walked along the narrow path. Along the side of the lonely stream. Her golden hair was wet and stuck haphazardly to her face. That face that was so tanned fruit of summer swimming in the lake nearby. Her hands were cupped, one...Read the rest...
Categories: fantasy, funny love, love,
Form: Free verse
mine guardian angelet
. “Bella Mine ...Read the rest...
Categories: allusion, fantasy, funny love,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Premium Member Unconditional
Welcome to the waiting room Where lovers sit in the midst of monsoon A overflowing of reality hits like boom Work to become a wife or a groom We only want the tangible stuff Tangerine kisses and turquoise touch What about...Read the rest...
Categories: appreciation, art, funny love,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member TRI Break Up Advice
When dealing with a love-sick fool One must be strict and must be strong And follow this one simple rule Don't let them be a hanger-on One must be strict and must be strong To bring such foolishness to end And...Read the rest...
Categories: funny love, heartbreak,
Form: Rhyme
Heartbreak dinner
I had a girlfriend during my youth service, She was then in love but still a novice, After service, she was called to the bar, Not long after she relocated to her town, Calabar. I stayed back in Sokoto...Read the rest...
Categories: break up, funny love,
Form: Free verse
Goddess of Beauty
No words describe the beauty she expresses, Her explicit beauty, which secretly professes, The Inherent quality of her magnificent character, Her heart is a refuge and a shelter, For the anguished soul and hopeless brow, So one can walk...Read the rest...
Categories: funny love, art, dream, flower, for
Form: Rhyme
THE COST OF LOVE
He wandered through his days with pockets empty, bare, His heart full of hope, but weighed down by despair. He stole from those he loved, their cherished things to sell, Hoping that his dreams would somehow turn out...Read the rest...
Categories: funny love, girl, heart,
Form: Alexandrine

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