Funny Love Poems | Examples of Funny Love Poetry

#Was_just_a_fling How confused am I now , when both my mind and heart presents a different version, to my sense, as I struggle to draw sense and understanding from this matter but there are just so...Read the rest...

Aye, aye! Said the Captain, who spoke on his date, He spoke on his date to his very first mate, His very first mate, the lady Miss Tate, The very first lady to say he...Read the rest...

There once was a guy who wanted to try to wrap a girl around his finger but he met Ginger who immediately saw right through him and took him to the gym where they started exercising and formalizing their friendship before they went...Read the rest...

Stunning beauty her face really was! She was shaped more like a lovely vase. Never for a one night stand! Booze brewed my sins in bare hands! Beer dragged my shame under my wife's claws....Read the rest...

My heart is now Like Swiss cheese He loves me not Yet he loves me deep Teal eyes don’t deny He’s only a horse Any hippie chick can ride He is only a buck Red interested in games Fun for him the chase Sautéing...Read the rest...

Naughty Children Naughty children pick their nose's And smear their clothes Playful and mischievous They belong to Jesus Naughty kids are fast kids They catch butterflies With big smiles they show you How quick their fingers are Naughty children jolly play Even in the cold They...Read the rest...

Montague mouse wants to purchase a hat “Why do you need that,” asked milliner cat Montague replied, “It’s so that I can marry” I must wear a nice hat for when I wed Barry” “Barry told me that he...Read the rest...

You are the day, beautiful and bright I am the night, dark and full of fright You are magnificent, admired with grace I am a disgrace, a shadowed face I burn...Read the rest...

She walked along the narrow path. Along the side of the lonely stream. Her golden hair was wet and stuck haphazardly to her face. That face that was so tanned fruit of summer swimming in the lake nearby. Her hands were cupped, one...Read the rest...

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Welcome to the waiting room Where lovers sit in the midst of monsoon A overflowing of reality hits like boom Work to become a wife or a groom We only want the tangible stuff Tangerine kisses and turquoise touch What about...Read the rest...

When dealing with a love-sick fool One must be strict and must be strong And follow this one simple rule Don't let them be a hanger-on One must be strict and must be strong To bring such foolishness to end And...Read the rest...

I had a girlfriend during my youth service, She was then in love but still a novice, After service, she was called to the bar, Not long after she relocated to her town, Calabar. I stayed back in Sokoto...Read the rest...

No words describe the beauty she expresses, Her explicit beauty, which secretly professes, The Inherent quality of her magnificent character, Her heart is a refuge and a shelter, For the anguished soul and hopeless brow, So one can walk...Read the rest...

He wandered through his days with pockets empty, bare, His heart full of hope, but weighed down by despair. He stole from those he loved, their cherished things to sell, Hoping that his dreams would somehow turn out...Read the rest...