Funny House Poems - Poems about Funny House

Harmless guest Underneath Zoom chair Some small creature fleeing in confusion Ah ha, a brown lizard, harmless four-legged guest Hiding and scared, aren’t you? So am I Please do not visit me in bed tonight Mi-casa-su-casa prey on insects and spiders all you want and Thank you for house cleaning service Mi-casa-su-casa Enjoy this big playground hanging out in small covered spaces under any couches, chairs, desks, bookshelves, or...

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In circles and circles went the rat On a family's front doorstep mat A pet clawed for more Then opened the door Then was eaten by an indoor cat...

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I bought a house that nobody else wanted. I got it dirt cheap because it was haunted. It was once owned by a murderess and nobody could trust her. Things got so bad in that house that I called the Ghostbusters. But those four women came running out of that house as fast as they could. I thought that hiring...

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======================== First you got an alligator. Next came a giraffe. Lions ride your elevator, bears hide in your bath. Bunnies, chimps, (a duck?), raccoons..... run amok through all...

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Spring and the great reveal! Winter is now in full retreat, those darkest days of rain and sleet, the clouds will part, as if cut by knife, the sun warms the earth to beckon life I throw back the curtains in every room, to let in the rays and light the gloom, but then as I blink and my eyes adjust, I recoil...

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Housework what a chore I refuse to do it any more My poor hands have blisters And my hands are sore Oh my what a bore. The more you do The more you find It's such hard work And I don't have the time. Some peoples houses are like a show room Mine A sty Think I was born without the tidy gene I'm just...

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The taste of homemade Carmel so sweet/ everyone I know desires the treat. After one night in the kitchen covered/ half the pan gone, next morning discovered. Is it my beagle Lily whom loves any food? / she seems in a hyper beagle mood. I know I heard a squeak in the night / a...

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I cheated when I went to the electrician school. I don't know what I'm doing, I am truly a fool. I always screw up every house that I wire. When the power is turned on, people scream "Fire!" I connect 110 volt wires to 220 outlets and 220 to 110. When people see my work, they never hire me again. I...

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Poor Tim, the timorous, one cold dark day set out to prove that TIMID he was not! He ventured one whole night alone to stay inside the empty house his friends had sought. The house was old. . . unlocked, it beckoned Tim. He neared its door; his trepidation grew. His laughing friends grew silent watching him. He deeply breathed, then vanished...

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Inebriated Bob painted his house bright pink His poor neighbors raised a hell-of-a stink Then in October Finally got sober Took one look at the house and asked for a drink For the Tickle Me Pink contest...

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Miss Prunella’s New Neighbors By Elton Camp The little house had been abandoned for a year Its run-down condition made the neighbors fear Unless a new occupant soon should come around Miss Prunella’s property values would come down She got hope the house would be coming back When a woman arrived in her pink Cadillac Miss Prunella decided that it’d be nice if...

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DUSTY COBWEB BUILDERS Who ever sees or even knows any cobs? The cobs who live in my house must be small Not big or clumsy to live in such delicate Webs up in the corners of my ceiling and wall. Even if I destroy their cob webs They...

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I have a cat named Hasty the absoulte center of my world. Theres nothing on Earth that will make me, give up my baby girl. My house caught on fire So I had to get up and go. Watching my house burn on the oustside, recording it with my I-Phone....Oops....

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A little grey mouse snuck into the house to get himself out of the cold. Then the house cat Who saw where he sat pursued him I am told. The lazy old dog who sleeps like log was startled by the chase, So she woke up her own small pup and they joined in the...

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Laughing at the Fun House Mirror By Elton Camp Back in one’s carefree childhood day Laughing at one’s ugly image was okay Humped, twisted or your face contorted Wasn’t true, but a mirror that was distorted The visage that you saw wasn’t for real So happy, not sad, it would make you feel The mirror in the fun house was sure okay Because you...

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