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Sister Funny Poems

These Sister Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Sister. These are the best examples of Funny Sister poems written by international poets.


Premium Member The Glass Ceiling





The Glass Ceiling

“Woe there sister, where do you think you're going?
 Turn around, go back, stop, cease, desist!
 Nothing for you above my see-through barrier....

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Categories: culture, funny, gender, hyperbole,



Premium Member Madam
A woman preferred to be called madam,
Her chin’s level was at highest kingdom;
She bought a precious kayak,
To show she’s ma’am of luck;
At noon, she cried...

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© Len Gasun  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: change, funny,

Premium Member Nails
My brother calls me "Hammer Head"
Cause I eat Nails !
My sister calls me "Tacky"
Cause I eat Nails !
My friends call me "Spike"
Just because I eat...

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Categories: addiction, conflict, emotions, funny,

Premium Member Naps

     Stretched out,
     On a daycare cot.
     Told to take a nap,
 ...

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© Kim Stone  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: brother, child, funny, kindergarten,

MY YOUNGER SISTER
MY YOUNGER SISTER 

DEAR LITTLE CUDDILY BUBBLY
ONE PIECE OF HAPPINESS HOW COULD 
YOU BE SO ADORABLE

MY LITTLE SISTER THE SHINY HAIR OF
YOURS WITH THOSE PULPY...

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Categories: funny, 12th grade, angel, baby,



Premium Member A Fantastic Four Parody
Dr Doom: Well Reed, we meet again, and excuse me for putting your dear ex to sleep, or she'd use her powers to conjure that...

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© Hilo Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, allusion, analogy, appreciation, character,

Premium Member Chapter 2 -- Damian Hakim: Ten Years Old Damian--Year 2011
Carter Hakim's family grew by two.
10 year old Damian lay asleep Saturday 
Early morning October 2011. His
6 years-old sister Manisha,  5 years-old 
Franky-Joe and...

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Categories: birth, confidence, devotion, funny

Premium Member Happy Birthday, Sister Mine
Everything your heart desires,
All that for you life requires,
Can be boiled down to one thing,
That in this gift resides.

Want you not the treasured things,
That others...

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Categories: birthday, fun, funny, humor,

Premium Member Anastasia and Drizella
once a char maid Cinderella
had hard time finding a fella
	she crashed a party
	thought herself smarty 
outplayed Anastasia and Drizella...

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Categories: betrayal, cinderella, dance, funny,

Old Man and the Old Spice
I loved that old man. 
A weirdo, and the biggest snob 
I have ever seen,  in my entire life.
 
To be honest, 
he is...

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Categories: funny love,

Love
Love is the answer 
Love is what we need
Not the infatuation one 
But the unconditional one

The kind of love 
Where despite our differences
we can still...

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Categories: funny, appreciation, beautiful, feelings, friendship

Premium Member Et Come Home
There on to you!!!
Your idiot brother
Hovered over a Starbucks,
Your sister was seen
Cruising Rodeo Drive.
And Uncle Henry
Got hold of a bottle
George W. Dickle
Tennessee Sippin’ Whiskey
…and you...

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Categories: america, funny, irony,

Big Beach Day Blues
We all went down to the beach today; it was hot as hot can be.  
The carpark was full, Dad got cross and my...

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Categories: beach, family, funny, kid,

A Funny Moment
One day, while my great grandpa
was having a bath in the basin 
he wanted to know what time grammy 
was supposed to stop by and...

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© Mia Pratt  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: family, funny,

Just For Laughs- Episode2
Here some few jokes to crack your ribs:

I remember how my sister discovered her jogging talent, when she was chased by the fierce dogs, she...

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Categories: fantasy, funny, joy,


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