January Funny Poems

Good luck, if you are searching for love on line
Love cannot be brought or sold, real love is found
Haphazardly. There is no pattern, no real...

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The vending machine, though filled to the brim 
now stands with a sign, my joy growing dim 
out of order it reads, my heart does...

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There once was a snowman named Ray
Who dreamed of a tropical bay
He packed his sunscreen
And flew to the scene
But melted as soon as he lay


*I...

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There was a young woman from Crewe
So drunk that she puked in her shoe
The old biddy who saw
Dropped her mouth down in awe
For they were...

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Bigoted people, doing funny things 
Like waiting for a cow to lay an egg 
From dusk till dawn, like moods, they swing 
Through back and...

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I’m going to be a class clown.

That’s my New Year’s resolution.

I’m going to be silly.

Even the quiet people will laugh! 

I’m determined to make that...

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Love, I'm writing this letter on Monday, 
So I can mail it on Tuesday,
And you'll receive it on Wednesday,
So you can make your response on...

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The reunion that caused all of the zany brouhaha
From a family kerfuffle with one humorless raw flaw

It all went down quite swiftly, in a quick...

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Inside woolly mittens, they kept each other warm
From frigid, chilly temperatures amidst a winter storm

They huddled up together, these friendly fingers four
Until they heard, "Hey!...

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One evening some folks came around
To hear Irish fiddler, renowned-
Play magical strings
That acted like springs-
And sprung all to dance to the sound.

So grand, it soon...

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Small like a bird
Smart like a nerd
Shining like a beacon
Special like a penguin
Oh! She is sensational
She is humble, universal
And absolutely lyrical
Now everybody knows her name
Like...

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A well-known stud in Peoria
Brought lots of women euphoria
But married rather well,
After casting his spell
A gal he fondly called Gloria.

Written January 27, 2022...

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Ever since lockdown and the barbers were all closed,
There was only one solution that my wife duly proposed
‘Let’s go buy some clippers so that I...

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challenges in life
                   positivity wins race
 ...

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winter comes quickly
one day all is pristine white -
cars snow covered ships

This is when mother made her robust stew
vegetables and beef in the pot...

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