Horse Funny Poems

I bought me a horse from a feller named Clyde,
said, "She’s gentle and sweet, just a joy for to ride."
Well, "Maybe" she was, and maybe...

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Cow is very close to Pig
Pig is busy
busy streets and restaurants
plenty of eating and dining out

Cow is also close to Sheep
Sheep is nice
quaint and picturesque
numerous...

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a horse named
Lollipop
dug a hole

a mole
told Lollipop
to stop

but Lollipop
dug
dug
dug

so the mole
trotted with a
clipperty clop



...

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At popular Pennsylvania State Fair,
ponies were preparing for prissy pony pageant,
promenading ponies' pretty polished hooves,
parading promoter, Percival Poppycock,
promised prize-
pauses, perplexed,
as Penelope Percheron,
a primping draft horse,
prances...

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Oh my dear world wide second language,                  ...

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My heart is now
Like Swiss cheese 
He loves me not
Yet he loves me deep
Teal eyes don’t deny
He’s only a horse
Any hippie chick can ride
He is...

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the spider rode the horse
the horse he rode as a rider

the cow had wondered how
the sheep was still asleep

the worm then rode the horse
the horse...

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the donkey set the table
but the table set was wonky

when the crane brought the game
and the mice brought the dice

the horses cooked the food
and the...

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Here’s Some Nice Poem By A, “Punny” Guy

Puns are nice, but I need a living
so I can get all life is giving,
but I don’t drive...

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Sad Dog Mad Horse 
Sad Dog Mad Horse 
Why do you run 
Dont get grass and then you rush
Don't you love your father 
Don't you...

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President Joe Biden
Must have his horizon's widened
When he practiced falling up stairs    
I'm glad I wasn't there

There was a president from Delaware...

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We’ll Ride a Horse Down Rocky Path

We’ll ride a horse down rocky path
Fall in love in the aftermath
Well do-si-do and do it right
Me and honey...

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He rode a horse he got thrown off
Onto the ground his head hit first
In a pile of manure horses pie
On top of his head he...

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My blimp is on the fritz again
The hovercraft just popped
I surely cannot take the car
That’s jacked up in the shop

The bus won’t come out to...

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Destiny good Destiny bad
Destiny bring out the Best in Me 
Destiny know I ain't got a phone
She give me one & call me incessantly

I met...

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