Grandmother Funny Poems
These Grandmother Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Grandmother. These are the best examples of Funny Grandmother poems written by international poets.
The Werewolf Who Knitted A Cardiganthe werewolf who knitted a cardigan
began because his gran was ill
as she began but became unwell
with winding winding woven wool
so gran oh gran your...
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funny, fun, humorous, light, nonsense,
Pizza FrittaGrandma Teresina Cavicchio,
best pizza fritta maker
in all of Marianna, PA.
Probably the whole world!
Her fried pizza dough, dusted
with powdered sugar,
bellissima!
Lightly browned outside,
creamy in the inside,
it was...
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childhood, food, funny, grandmother,
Grandma Tells A Story
Alright everyone, quiet please!
May I tell a tale, I have the perfect story!
Well then sit....cause I'm going to....
Pull up a chair, or on...
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age, family, funny, grandmother,
StunkMy grandma once de-skunked a skunk
for reasons I still have not thunk
she knew what to do
without a pee yew
and never the stale air did stunk...
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animal, funny, giggle, grandmother,
Watch Out For Grandmaas if she knew kids were not around,
she got up the board, without a sound.
statuesque, she surfs with ease,
self-taught hun, she aims to please,
her...
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adventure, funny, grandmother,
Cover StorySloth is the deadliest of sins
or so my Grandma told me
But spying me in a book again,
Helpless!...
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books, funny, grandmother, irony,
Dunking Cookies While It RainsYum!
Sugars and butter -
cream them together.
White and brown mix ‘round.
Flour, salt, baking powder,
vanilla…fond scent…
add chips, scoop, wait - while they bake.
choc’late chip cookie
broke in half...
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food, fun, funny, grandchild,
No Live Dead Flowers Grams Wants a Sports Car-Grams, She said
don't give me thm dead flowers
plae em by the tree~
Dun giv me no live flowers
Fer they will wilt wit me
Dun giv me naw...
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funny, adventure, analogy, car, flower,
Do Not Fall DownDo Not Fall Down
Falling down, simply terrific
for the young!
For the elderly, no, as our springs have
indeed, been totally, sprung.
I took a big spill on...
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adventure, funny, grandmother, humor,
Red Riding Hood RetoldThere once was a girl named Red,
Whose grandma was sick in bed.
She packed up some goodies,
Put on her red hoody,.
And made haste before Granny was...
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fantasy, funny, girl, grandmother,
Collata Is Six Beautiful and FunnyCollata is my daughter’s daughter
And she barely knows me.
They have lived too far away.
I am having a day with her finally.
She is six, beautiful, and...
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funny, garden, grandchild, granddaughter, grandmother,
When Mother Goes To VoteWhen mother goes to vote.
We all get up at the peep...
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funny, humor, wisdom, women,
A Tough Little BirdA little old lady named Judy,
Works hard to accomplish her duties.
She cooks and she cleans,
Runs errands, makes things,
For friends and for family outings.
Sometimes her arthritis...
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fun, funny, grandmother,
Affected Art Baby Sitter-Flickered fingers;
Can't dial ringers;
Telephone calls;
Babies cry and crawls;
what do you do?
what do you do?
When their diapers fall?...
6/8/20
written words by James Edward Lee Sr.©2020...
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funny, adventure, anxiety, caregiving, engagement,
ClayThere was an old lady
who lay in the clay
It hardened like concrete
so there she will stay....
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death, funny, grandmother, old,