Funny Funeral Poems
These Funny Funeral poems are examples of Funeral poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Funeral Funny poems written by international poets.
JIMMYAfter my young wife died tragically, I decided to move away
Memories we made in our house were painful; I couldn’t stay
I’d often remember that phone...
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funeral, america, boy, death, death
The Deceased PoliticianCold death it is, descending from the sky,
That like a shroud, across the land doth lie.
And why need death be cold?
Let we this tale unfold.
Dire...
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death, funeral, funny, political,
Black Water SmackThroughout my life dad and I have done many things together
graduating from Crayola, fishing and wiffleball
to tune-ups, casinos and funerals.
After one particularly salty funeral:
Dad and...
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flower, funeral, funny,
Funeral Home GrumblingsA quick pre-Halloween poem to capture a creepy funeral home scene.
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T’was the night before Halloween, the funeral home quiet.
All the tables were taken, like...
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funeral, anxiety, bereavement, crazy, dark,
Graveyard GroupiesLook out you might see them
scuttling down your street
patting the neighbour’s dog
nodding to people they meet
They lurk on hospital corridors
wearing their black shiny shoes
then...
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death, funeral, funny,
Satirical Journal Entry 1 Attempting Suicide: Just The BeginningSatirical Journal Entry #1
Attempting Suicide:
Just The Beginning!
If I killed myself today would anyone notice? Would anyone be at my
funeral?
If so, would they come just...
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funeral, funny, humor, satire,
Friendly InvasionWar is never nice and friendly
Make no error about it
Invasion is war, death of a country
Nostra culpa est
There is no amicable invasion
Obviously, this is an...
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funeral, africa, america, conflict, death,
To Whom It May ConcernTo whom it may concern,
For time will surely tell,
I write to my loved ones
To say that I am well.
I scarcely can recall
A time more I...
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death, eulogy, funeral, funny,
Gentle Jim
Here lies little Bill –
He took such a bad spill…
It happened at his still,
Making liquor was his thrill
Here lies gentle Jim –
His heart was never...
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crazy, death, funeral, funny,
The Pun Fun In Funeral With a Little Onion BreathIn prepping for a funeral
The family gathered in the hall
They sat there all mourning
Even though it was nightfall
He had eaten lots of vegetables
Yet, he...
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funeral, dark, funny, silly,
White Noise Blues(after the novel)
I don’t care about fashion
I just try to keep warm
I’ve heard all about passion
Sounds like a great big storm
I stay out of the...
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funeral, america, anxiety, confusion, fantasy,
Wish She Was a LiveI wish she was alive,
I simply wish she was alive,
The mother I lost a year prior,
If by some stroke of good luck God
Could defer her...
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funeral, anxiety, bereavement, death of
Execution PlanYou and Police and execution Plan
Aren't you belong to the same Clan
Target killing and fake encounters
Ransom and extortion money
This is not funny.....
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anti bullying, anxiety, funeral,
A Comic's Final Joke - During the Covid PandemicWritten by Gail DeBole
On December 8, 2021
Updated on February 6, 2025
Before his fans entered the funeral’s door
They all read a sign that they couldn’t ignore.
The...
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funeral, death, funny, humor, humorous,
Uncle AlbertHe was always known to everyone as Uncle Albert,
He used to sign all my birthday cards as Uncle Albert,
He used to turn around when I...
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funeral, dark, death, family, fun,