Footling Poems - Poems about Footling

IN WINTER Brown fox Wears socks THE WILD JOKER Baboon Buffoon NEED SOME ADVICE Barn owl Wise fowl BIRD FLU Stricken Chicken OPULENCE ON OFFER Rich dish Goldfish 4th April 2023...

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SEA FEVER STRIKES Blue whale Turns pale WHEN TWO APES WED Marry Hairy IF YOU WAKE HIM UP Sloth bear Will swear OUT OF THE WORLD Space dish Starfish ANIMAL BOXING CHAMPION Tyson Bison 4th April 2023...

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Adventurous Asparagus Edgy Veggie All over the Stove Splatter Matter Don’t let Pa Find This Risky Whisky Brother Got the Macaroni He Wanted Dinner Winner The Hostess Treat that Hid in the Pantry Corner Stinky Twinky Oops! Leftovers Two Weeks old Fateful Plateful For Brian Strand's the 'ALL YOURS (Feb 23)' Poetry Contest...

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Footling Around Shoes off Clothes doff Feet reek Spray seek Romance Last chance...

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Well if it isn’t the Italian Princess herself! I just KNEW we’d finally meet. It must be our: Karma, Charma (Whatcha say we…Ow! Look, you left a mark) I swear to GOD I haven’t been drinking Deb! It’s YOU that’s making me all: Woozy, Guzzi (Hold me up whouldja cher? Ohh yeah) Wow, I’m trippin’ out Ortello! It’s like FAR OUT to rap...

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JEALOUS of my poem being featured this week Ms Onclaud? It’s not like you to be so: Petty, Nettie You mind floating me a loan? Rumor has it that you’re richer than J. Paul: Getty, Nettie Ow, that hurt! Look, you left a mark… Linda with a rather shocking head cold picking contest winners: Eeedie PD.. You seem to be rather flighty today dear...You need...

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Juke box Bobby socks!...

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