Durn Poems - Poems about Durn

...Humorous Patter Sayings Bow to your partner now let's begin Lift your skirts and kick his shin Hold it tight and jump and cuss Don't worry you can't offend us Get her back gents, catch he......Read the rest...

...We sing “Holy is thy name, O Lord,” Yet attach it to every unsavory word Then euphemizing, we say “gall-durn,” It seems like we will never learn! We pray “Hallowed be thy name,” Forgetting......Read the rest...

...If you think the English language is easy to speak, Perhaps you have a thing, or two, to learn. You might say “axed” when you mean “asked” When is it appropriate to say “dang,” “darn,” or “durn......Read the rest...

...There was a courtly gent name Hearn. Who was fastidious from stem to stern. He showered morning and night. Kept his teeth pearly white. But couldn't find a wife worth a durn.......Read the rest...

...Jhonny Knuckleblaster dum diddly did, go further on doddly down the crick than his durn daddy had ever before He fiddly middly found a fine finny fish big as a wish larger, larger, large......Read the rest...

...Arkansas OK, I hail from R-Kansas That’s what some call the state We’re the model of the future Stuck in 1958 My cousins are your cousins Our DNAs the same And sometimes when we marry We don’t have ......Read the rest...

...They said it was time to go on. The audience claps had begun. I strolled on the stage in my thong that was beige. The spotlight now on me was thrown. I started to twist and to turn. My ......Read the rest...

...There once was a super bowl hero. Who knew that he fiddled like Nero. But Rome didn't burn. His team did by durn. All the way to the playoffs ate crow. For Royal Trevinos "Super Bowl......Read the rest...

...Funny Story and unfortunately true. When I was in Prison at Pelican Bay State prison in Crescent City, Ca., one of the ways I made money or "cantene" as it was called was poetry of sorts.. I was mor......Read the rest...

...Her heart was breaking as she stepped into the bar, This time her cowboy had pushed her just a little too far. The neon lights seemed to be calling as the music took it its toll, Pour me a couple ......Read the rest...