Dental Poems - Poems about Dental

A tiger tooth puller named Keith Growled, Donkey I must check your teeth Donkey started to bray Saying, "Don’t block my way I’m needing urgent pain relief"! ...Read the rest...

Dentist appointments cause me to linger, Someplace betwixt dread and the blackness, Fright’s version of despair, Wistful and aching with silent prayers, Silent, silence, soundless – still, All the reasons, the responses, the requisites, For those hours, endless times Spent, losing...Read the rest...

I went to the dentist It had been awhile Yet after much drilling Followed by filling The bills heaped in a pile He said come twice a year Or try to make it three Brush three times a day And floss the right...Read the rest...

If you are fortunate to be able to have you and your family's dental needs taken care of- thank the good Lord when you pray, because many in our midst cannot make a dental appointment on any given day. Men,...Read the rest...

flossing crossing...Read the rest...

little birds flying around my legs and feet unless i got some food, no way do they want to meet i enjoy them in flight, being all free oh, Sweet Mama, how i wish that was me the water...Read the rest...

It was the exam of all exams to test the mind....The Soul....Phyiscal agility...Years of Coordination, and Comprehension Skills.... I went for a walk and the pool had a leak I happen to go ito...Read the rest...

My Dental Horn Haiku Swing and Sway with Tooth Decay (Sammy Kaye) we would swing and sway had heard about tooth decay was to our dismay do need dental care at mouth she started to stare teeth beyond compare did have his consent would...Read the rest...

Sitting in the dental chair Undergoing dental surgery While the dentist probes, And tortures me With his instruments of pain, The Frank Zappa song plays over and over The torture never stops The torture never stops. And I think of the mad dentist In...Read the rest...

There once was an old geezer named bob who loved to munch on corn on the cob but since he wore false teeth kernels got underneath and so he'd turn them down with a sob. Sitting on the can he...Read the rest...

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My dentist’s such a sadistic guy No injection, I emit a cry Open mouthed at his bill Pain is much worse until Quite slyly I knee him in his fly! 1/10/19...Read the rest...

My teeth are awful today. The left side feels sixty inches higher than the right. They clench together angrily. Waking me out of a sleep of sorts. Oh, you do not want dentures, they say. But do they have these...Read the rest...

My teeth are mean They are old and sad I grind them keen I make them mad My gums are red And raw and sore Dental words I do abhor Dental cleanings Are not fair I nearly jump Out of the chair I have had bad...Read the rest...

Chewing is my favorite sport You can have the wine, the port My teeth were sharp, my teeth were fine Until we hit that 30’s line Enamel gone, chipped off by ice, Tried to ignore dental advice Cavities in my icy...Read the rest...