Dang Poems - Poems about Dang

Pony-up, you owe the money Your protests, not even funny ...Read the rest...

Ding skipped and skipped and skipped Dong hopped and hopped and hopped Dang ran and ran and ran Dung jumped and jumped and jumped they laughed in tune they played in chime Ding Dong Dang Dung the bells rung the bells rung with...Read the rest...

Brits have gone bonkers over this: Matt & Gina just shared a kiss! Unless you are wealthy Kissing is not healthy Keep your distance! NEVER share bliss!...Read the rest...

Pigeons There’s a pigeon on the rooftop And he’s driving me insane For his constant pigeon noises Seem to permeate my brain From his perch upon the chimney He’s coo cooing to his mate It just thunders through the building And it comes...Read the rest...

I'm afeard of the youngins a followin' us elders I'm afeard of this world and I pray That you expose them thar varmit polutitions Who narry mean nothin they say And I am old and...Read the rest...

Mum says I got To eat these Danged ole peas No matter how I beg And say please I still got to eat Dem danged ole peas So I shoves Some on the floor Flipped a few Out the door Gave a bunch To the dog Crammed...Read the rest...

DANG YANKEES I got a hole in my head I wish I was dead Somebody shot a hole in me. My ears are gone I feel something's wrong Why am I tied to this tree? I want 'a go home My buddies are...Read the rest...

They call us 'rents'. Less kind than kin. Their words obscured in part Though their tongues Are hinged and unpinned. As if they could think, But not fully speak, Their minds formed-- Simple, Mono-syllabic their words, Concatenated words, Puffing and cheeky words. As if, tongues are...Read the rest...

her increasing wants ergeses me to satisfy the need for meat I never ask why the gravy sauces the plate and covers the imperfections of potatoes mashed to accompany the meat this meat so tender so damn tender the edges crisp with sweet caramelized...Read the rest...

dan saying haiku dairy queen da hot ice part little monkey fart...Read the rest...

i am left of center in life's enigma, but in politics i am more in the write. letters and words mix to cause confusion, think carefully now.....am I right? Hint at the irony, I'm trying to be bright, With a...Read the rest...

a ding dang diggy diggy ding dang do everybody knows when the wind don’t blow but if you go to the picture show and you’re sittin’ up in the very first row he don’t know and she don’t know but...Read the rest...

Today's a busy busy bustling day Three days before the big one A bunch of last minute stuff to take care of Wonder if I'll ever be done Panic has a real tight hold on me Did I buy enough...Read the rest...

I don't have to tell you, You know. You do have to tell me, 'cause I don't. Razor's edge. Stand your ground. Or maybe we could talk it out? Women know stuff ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ yep...Read the rest...

Dang ol' faeries while I sleep, Aroun' my bedroom they did creep, Casting their spells here and there, Last year found a dragon in my underwear! Wouldn't have been too bad, except...; I was wearin' them, when up they...Read the rest...