Funny Cousin Poems

The twins will soon be here, 
And Harvey will have two more cousins,
That much is clear,
But what will they make of Harvey,
When he comes to...

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You sure about sitting on a tile roof? Jake asked his cousin Reflection.
Jake was not a risk taker, but they had a connection.
Meet me when...

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My cousin and I are diverse in many ways,
We look nothing alike; she is tall, I am short.
She is young, I am old.
She is cute,...

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Cousin Blanche disclosed, explained, expressed and told.
Stories from the family’s past, many quite funny and old.
She hinted, insinuated, teased, and laughingly conveyed,
Mom said her lies...

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I spent my day shopping with Ruby
              (I find her an absolute...

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I decided to draw,
A portrait of her jaw,
I can’t see it, I said,
And she turned her head,
Suddenly I saw....

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Deer Colette,

Thank u four the sweater. Eye did knot no it wood cost that much. It was hire than eye thought. Eye love it! U...

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Cousin Bell moved into a maisonette,
Was promptly told she could not have a pet
Not a cat or dog
Not a fish or frog
What about a gorilla...

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I accidentally let one loose
while standing by a fire;
marshmallows burst in my wind;
the flames grew ever higher;
Jan fell bank into the cooler,
as ice poured down...

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Aunt Windell liked to control  and direct

They immediately laugh

All toddlers under 4...

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I have a horse!
By Stanley Russell Harris
The new mad author.
& A Poetry Soup honourably mentioned poet

I now have a horse at home.
I never ever let...

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A cousin named Chaos have I (he’s not actually my cousin. He’s like my aunt’s stepson, but I guess I can still call him a...

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My cousin chaos,


is very much like me.
My cousin chaos,
can
 do bad things, you see?

He wr
 eaks havoc among people,
packs, cl 
    ...

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My cousin chaos,


is very much like me.
My cousin chaos,
can
 do bad things, you see?

He wr
 eaks havoc among people,
packs, cl 
    ...

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When we learned our elderly, kind granddad had died,
All paternal cousins traveled, gathered and cried.
Later, the ‘reception drive’ offered varied rides;
In Rachel’s auto, they shared...

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