Funny Cousin Poems
These Funny Cousin poems are examples of Cousin poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Cousin Funny poems written by international poets.
What will the twins think of HarveyThe twins will soon be here,
And Harvey will have two more cousins,
That much is clear,
But what will they make of Harvey,
When he comes to...
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Categories:
cousin, appreciation, baby, baptism, bible,
Jake Trusts His Cousin ReflectionYou sure about sitting on a tile roof? Jake asked his cousin Reflection.
Jake was not a risk taker, but they had a connection.
Meet me when...
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Categories:
cousin, cat,
Me and My CousinMy cousin and I are diverse in many ways,
We look nothing alike; she is tall, I am short.
She is young, I am old.
She is cute,...
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Categories:
cousin, introspection,
Cousin Blanche Keeps Us EntertainedCousin Blanche disclosed, explained, expressed and told.
Stories from the family’s past, many quite funny and old.
She hinted, insinuated, teased, and laughingly conveyed,
Mom said her lies...
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Categories:
cousin, fun,
Trip of TribulationI spent my day shopping with Ruby
(I find her an absolute...
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Categories:
anger, character, cousin, fruit,
The JawI decided to draw,
A portrait of her jaw,
I can’t see it, I said,
And she turned her head,
Suddenly I saw....
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Categories:
cousin, 7th grade, funny,
Deer ColetteDeer Colette,
Thank u four the sweater. Eye did knot no it wood cost that much. It was hire than eye thought. Eye love it! U...
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Categories:
cousin, family, fun, funny,
Cousin BellCousin Bell moved into a maisonette,
Was promptly told she could not have a pet
Not a cat or dog
Not a fish or frog
What about a gorilla...
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Categories:
cousin, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
I Accidentally Let One LooseI accidentally let one loose
while standing by a fire;
marshmallows burst in my wind;
the flames grew ever higher;
Jan fell bank into the cooler,
as ice poured down...
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Categories:
america, anxiety, brother, cousin,
Aunt WindellAunt Windell liked to control and direct
They immediately laugh
All toddlers under 4...
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Categories:
child, children, cousin, funny,
I Have a HorseI have a horse!
By Stanley Russell Harris
The new mad author.
& A Poetry Soup honourably mentioned poet
I now have a horse at home.
I never ever let...
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Categories:
clothes, confusion, cousin, funny,
My Cousin ChaosA cousin named Chaos have I (he’s not actually my cousin. He’s like my aunt’s stepson, but I guess I can still call him a...
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Categories:
cousin, writing,
My Cousin ChaosMy cousin chaos,
is very much like me.
My cousin chaos,
can
do bad things, you see?
He wr
eaks havoc among people,
packs, cl
...
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Categories:
cousin, conflict, confusion, corruption, crazy,
My Cousin ChaosMy cousin chaos,
is very much like me.
My cousin chaos,
can
do bad things, you see?
He wr
eaks havoc among people,
packs, cl
...
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Categories:
cousin, conflict, confusion, corruption, crazy,
Paternal Cousins ChaosWhen we learned our elderly, kind granddad had died,
All paternal cousins traveled, gathered and cried.
Later, the ‘reception drive’ offered varied rides;
In Rachel’s auto, they shared...
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Categories:
cousin, silly, together,