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Funny Couplet Poems

These Funny Couplet poems are examples of Couplet poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Couplet Funny poems written by international poets.

SNL Primetime - 2028

    ‘Fetterman’s the Betterman’

      ~ says David Letterman

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Categories: celebrity, encouraging, funny, future,

Let Me Tell You Bout The Nerd And The Bees

My Famous Favorite Poet,

One day, I'll write like you own it.
Your gorgeously written sonnet,
Mines are like bees in my bonnet.
Words hum dimly and don't brighten,
Yours...

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Categories: poetry, poets,

Christmas On The Isthmus; Fer yer Consideration

Please rate 1-10
(1 Santa would be proud or
  10 A coal in your stocking!)

A white Christmas in Chicagee don't make no sense
Bout time we...

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Categories: christmas, funny, giggle, humor,

When Will I Grow Up

When will I finally fill your shoes, 
Reach maturity like you did?
You seemed to have all the answers
When I was just a kid. 
I've been...

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Categories: funny, humor, mother daughter,

A Lesson Learned

Charles Green was eight years old, and his father was a great teacher.
Yet, Charlie preferred playing to school; because he was a daydreamer.

The Greens lived...

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Categories: boy, fantasy, nursery rhyme,

It's Not Whether You Win or Lose - O, Dang, Yes It Is

         Pony-up, you owe the money
           Your...

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Categories: games, money,

Perfectly Poetic

Perfectly poetic is what I propose to be
Predictable perceptions for all the world to see

Posthumously parodied a name on all your lips
Profanity prolific like sailors...

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Categories: fun, future, humor,

Flying Instead

Walking and thinking and clearing my head
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Categories: cheer up, flying, happy,

The Mouse with the Hat


Montague mouse wants to purchase a hat
“Why do you need that,” asked milliner cat

Montague replied, “It’s so that I can marry”
I must wear a nice...

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Categories: funny love, silly, wedding,

recycle

if we live our lives, by the 4r rule
this world we just might save...and cool

when it has a triangle then put in
the great big yellow...lidded...

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Categories: environment,

Trump

no, the instrument
not the president

jews harp, jaw harp
plucked from thy heart

by the shaman heals
meditation steals

its rhythms
across realms

eventualities
and through centuries

tricked by its old name lure
tricked by...

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Categories: fun, funny, history, humor,

My Son John

My son, John, was an engaging fellow, who was barely ten years old;
And liked frogs, marbles and playing ball, in luscious, noontime gold.

My son, John,...

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Categories: character, color, fantasy, nature,

Not For Elephants

In the liveliest REM stage of his night 
Bert beholds an unusual sight.
A troupe of pink elephants sound a trumpet blast 
Then stomp united towards...

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Categories: dream, football, funny,

Excuses for Particular Uses

     Pardon me, is that your toe 
        I just had nowhere else to...

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Categories: funny, sorry,

Just say NO

I simply must say No to wearing body spray
Or else I'll be allergic to myself ALL DAY! ;-P...

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Categories: body, funny, giggle, self,