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Funny Couplet Poems

These Funny Couplet poems are examples of Couplet poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Couplet Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member The Mouse with the Hat

Montague mouse wants to purchase a hat
“Why do you need that,” asked milliner cat

Montague replied, “It’s so that I can marry”
I must wear a nice...

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Categories: funny love, silly, wedding,



recycle
if we live our lives, by the 4r rule
this world we just might save...and cool

when it has a triangle then put in
the great big yellow...lidded...

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© Markus Jay  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: environment,

Premium Member Trump
no, the instrument
not the president

jews harp, jaw harp
plucked from thy heart

by the shaman heals
meditation steals

its rhythms
across realms

eventualities
and through centuries

tricked by its old name lure
tricked by...

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Categories: fun, funny, history, humor,

Premium Member My Son John
My son, John, was an engaging fellow, who was barely ten years old;
And liked frogs, marbles and playing ball, in luscious, noontime gold.

My son, John,...

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Categories: character, color, fantasy, nature,

Premium Member Not For Elephants
In the liveliest REM stage of his night 
Bert beholds an unusual sight.
A troupe of pink elephants sound a trumpet blast 
Then stomp united towards...

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Categories: dream, football, funny,



Premium Member Excuses for Particular Uses
     Pardon me, is that your toe 
        I just had nowhere else to...

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Categories: funny, sorry,

Premium Member Just say NO
I simply must say No to wearing body spray
Or else I'll be allergic to myself ALL DAY! ;-P...

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Categories: body, funny, giggle, self,

A slice of harmony
Slouching, sleepy in the little arm chair, eating cake,
Our country on the screen, there isn’t much at stake.

Drowning out the tacky tunes with our laughter,
It’s...

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Categories: music, peace,

Premium Member Humor
Instead of acting like you’re in mourning
Add a smile and say good morning

Instead of walking around with a frown
You can be happy without being a...

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© Bill Baker  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: fun, funny, health, humor,

The Arrogant Ewe
A lamb-like ewe is strutting across the fields-
conceited Irishman is the vibe it yields....

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Categories: funny, ireland, light, spring,

Premium Member Ewe
Ewe aare my everything, my dear daarling.
I will protect ewe from the wolf's snaarling.

My love for ewe will burst against my heaart
when ewe aare out...

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Categories: animal, food, fun, funny,

A Coffee Perks Me Up

A jolt of caffeine and suddenly I'm all bright and chirpy
and on a cold day well its better then drinking a Slurpy 

A sip of...

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Categories: analogy, drink,

Premium Member My New Year Resolutions
"It is so easy to make resolutions, but to keep them is an uphill task"~ By Poet

We take new resolutions on each New Year’s Day,
But...

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Categories: celebration, character, funny,

Funny New Years Resolutions for 2024
I will be the Cricket World Cup Champion in 2024.
Though I know nothing, even of a simple score...

I'll do Sirsasana (yoga on the head pose).
At...

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Categories: new year,

Premium Member What Shall I Pen
8/29/2023

 Ah~ write  couplets, and no, nothing more.

 Then~ prance smugly out my front door?

 No, no, I just cannot do simply that!

 ...

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Categories: conflict, funny, poetess,


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