Funny Coffee Poems

Sometimes, 
We have time but sometimes we do not
Sometimes, 
We reach out but sometimes we do not
Sometimes, 
We wake up to that text but sometimes...

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I stopped for a cup at the local all-nighter
I'm a regular there. I'm the "poetry writer".
You'll always find the occasional hack,
The delinquents, the addicts, that...

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Insomnia:self induced

I had a rough night didn't sleep much at all
So i make my coffee strong sweet and tall
Got to wake up and get on...

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A jolt of caffeine and suddenly I'm all bright and chirpy
and on a cold day well its better then drinking a Slurpy 

A sip of...

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          'Twuz the morning

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My morning coffee
Ready for the day but then 
Sudden gut movement...

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coffee and a cup of poetry
pleasure on a reading spree
looking up…it’s mid morning
chores pressing in, warning

cup was hot, warm, lukewarm, cold,
empty…not so the bouquet i...

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Bubblicious, not Bubble Yum
was my dad's favorite bubble gum.

Outperforming the second best,
on the coffee table it would rest

like a power nap between meals.
(Just one of...

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There once was a barista named Joe
the joke always tiresome and so-so
	he swallowed it well
	because tips were swell
so he put on a pretty good show...

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Coffee Snob

Here I am, the Coffee Snob
Whether with a Rich Tea or a Hobnob
Carrot cake is made so much more rewarding
With a coffee that needs...

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I'm fixing my computer
it refuses to boot
I think it needs rewiring
before it will compute

Inside its very dusty
lots of wires and screws
I put it back together
to...

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I spilled my coffee, on my new suede shoes.
Then I panicked, because the stain would profuse.
Then I noticed, that the stain would blend in.
If I...

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Christmas shiss muss.
Holiday. Bolliday.
Lights. Shmights!
Scrooge is here, whispering
In my ear.
Grinch is pushing on
Him, angry.
Welcome to my mood
Pre-coffee....

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businesslike and quick
shot forth to deliver papers
arms jogging left and right
a cup leaves its station
eyes travel upwards
coffee frozen mid air
eyes take elevator down
man in wet...

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A Loving Cup Of Coffee
By R.e. Taylor

Seriously, I know you
I know you better than you know yourself
You dream about me every night
And I can wake...

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