Codger Poems - Poems about Codger

...Get thee hence! Get thee hence! Away the riffraff from my fence Ye've rattled window and rattled doors Till there's no peace upon the moors The hallowed folk have left their graves To rid themse......

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...Have a Guiness and let’s toast St. Patrick Whether laddie, lass or old codger geriatric A bold gent with such clout All Eire’s snakes he shooed out Never has there been a saint so theatri......

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... I wonder why everybody felt the need, to express their opinions so openly, about this man who had the misfortune to die. I watched them slowly strolling past the casket, like they were shoppi......

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...My lustful neighbour, Mildred, took a lodger An old guy with one God-almighty todger But the bulge he had down there Was absorbant underwear Can anybody house a homeless codger......

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... ~ for J.M. Barrie ~ I’ll wait … you know I will - I’ll wait for you … here … but not a single instant longer than forever I’ll ply the puffy sky for the breath of you (for that world w......

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...The gals are besotted with Roger, he's famed for the size of his todger, they pay for his time (he charges a dime) - he's ninety but not an old codger. No need of Viagra in force as Roger's a......

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...Me very late mum, a funereal day... courtesy latitudinarian, nonestablishmentarian, sexagenarian, and Unitarian son and modest mastermind maven maverick. Another anniversary of her death occ......

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... For a man of my age, I should no longer dream Of pretty young fillies, quite naughty it seems But we don't lose the joy to gawk and to stare When the sweet scent of female fills up t......

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...It’s a boy thing the clickety-clack, clickety-clack of a train along its tracks all manner of boys from diapered toddler to arthritic codger from suited gent to aproned chef the clickety-c......

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...Just received a message of love From a dear sweet soul on the Soup It blew me away brought a tear to my eye To feel such love whatta a hoot These friendships here are quite common The ......

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...While on the topic of blood kith and kin, I relate another fabricated poem about blimey bloke of a fisherman. Trawl tale of a fictitious seaman told to ye... Courtesy webbed whirled wid......

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...When traveling a stretch of life's highway Does it feel like it's uphill both ways? Does it feel like winter's twelve months long? Do you work like a dog for small pay? Well welcome to ......

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...I Stare in the Mirror I stare in the mirror and what do I see? An old man with rheumy eyes looking at me. Who is this old codger, this balding old shell, Who cannot r......

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...Some people call me Kenny Because of my resemblance to Mr. Rogers Wish I had his enormous piles of dough I'd sure be a happy old codger Methinks they mean before his facelift At least ......

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...Old Codger Crotchfield of Livermore Knows of no child he does not deplore When kids trick or treat He throws them pig's feet The next day raw eggs cling to his door Written 10/17/22......

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