Codger Poems - Poems about Codger

...My lustful neighbour, Mildred, took a lodger An old guy with one God-almighty todger But the bulge he had down there Was absorbant underwear Can anybody house a homeless codger......Read the rest...

... ~ for J.M. Barrie ~ I’ll wait … you know I will - I’ll wait for you … here … but not a single instant longer than forever I’ll ply the puffy sky for the breath of you (for that world w......Read the rest...

...The gals are besotted with Roger, he's famed for the size of his todger, they pay for his time (he charges a dime) - he's ninety but not an old codger. No need of Viagra in force as Roger's a......Read the rest...

...Me very late mum, a funereal day... courtesy latitudinarian, nonestablishmentarian, sexagenarian, and Unitarian son and modest mastermind maven maverick. Another anniversary of her death occ......Read the rest...

... For a man of my age, I should no longer dream Of pretty young fillies, quite naughty it seems But we don't lose the joy to gawk and to stare When the sweet scent of female fills up t......Read the rest...

...It’s a boy thing the clickety-clack, clickety-clack of a train along its tracks all manner of boys from diapered toddler to arthritic codger from suited gent to aproned chef the clickety-c......Read the rest...

...Just received a message of love From a dear sweet soul on the Soup It blew me away brought a tear to my eye To feel such love whatta a hoot These friendships here are quite common The ......Read the rest...

...While on the topic of blood kith and kin, I relate another fabricated poem about blimey bloke of a fisherman. Trawl tale of a fictitious seaman told to ye... Courtesy webbed whirled wid......Read the rest...

...When traveling a stretch of life's highway Does it feel like it's uphill both ways? Does it feel like winter's twelve months long? Do you work like a dog for small pay? Well welcome to ......Read the rest...

...I Stare in the Mirror I stare in the mirror and what do I see? An old man with rheumy eyes looking at me. Who is this old codger, this balding old shell, Who cannot r......Read the rest...

...Some people call me Kenny Because of my resemblance to Mr. Rogers Wish I had his enormous piles of dough I'd sure be a happy old codger Methinks they mean before his facelift At least ......Read the rest...

...Old Codger Crotchfield of Livermore Knows of no child he does not deplore When kids trick or treat He throws them pig's feet The next day raw eggs cling to his door Written 10/17/22......Read the rest...

...Youtube computer networking tutorials a dog send Ideal to peruse the vast treasure trove of lecture material pertaining to aforementioned title on the webbed wide world especially gratifying t......Read the rest...

...I am bringing my puppy, the old codger said. The rest of the foursome were less than pleased with young Lucky. But the puppy was no trouble, and helped their team get ahead. Many others let them p......Read the rest...

...Where are my old white corsets Right next to your candy cigarettes Hey! We didn't get today's edition of 'Grit' It's canceled. They use bad words now like 'Guck' and 'Spit' Oh, and I can'......Read the rest...