Claus Poems - Poems about Claus

this dark spirit goes upon decitfull 'mistle-toes' to tell deep lies In kind disguise, with gutteral tones, this overblown' and Foetid canker, consort of bankers, necropheniaic black God forsaking.' death will take him, into hell for such awaits...Read the rest...

Papa Noël was afraid to pass through on Christmas Day In the streets of Port-au-Prince. Bullets were being fired in droves Sporadically, haphazardly. Many people were hiding under beds Naughty terrorists are like dogs, hyenas in vile forests...Read the rest...

I sit here in this secluded place, hoping that Santa would knock on my gate, but every wind that blows drifts my boat further away from the shore and the summer in my heart keeps...Read the rest...

it's a christmas rule calories don't count eat up santa claus says so...Read the rest...

You better believe it When I say this because, Here before you I sit ... The one and only, Santa Claus When I say this because ... I want you to believe, The one and only,...Read the rest...

The sun never shines On Santa's behind As his sleigh only flies Across nighttime skies Still in the blink of an eye The gifts do arrive Let us all take pause To thank Santa Claus For year after year He brings us good cheer And...Read the rest...

“Twas the night before Christmas” four decades ago, when my late ex-husband suited up as Santa Claus so he could surprise our two toddlers and spice our Christmas Eve party through the midnight hour. It is our family tradition...Read the rest...

Dear Santa is in a dilemma And we're making our way through December His wish list is long And he's getting things wrong As he's finding it hard to remember. Last year, Julie got an...Read the rest...

I'm a bad boy, and it is uncanny How I always get hit on my fanny. If I could get my paws... What I mean, Santa Claus - I wish Julie Andrews for my nanny....Read the rest...

We are children of the planets, We are children made of stars. We once believed in a magic old man Riding in an airborne sled. With a bounty of unconditional love For every child, a bounty for any child. We...Read the rest...

I wrote to Prof Arab And I asked Dr Jew I spoke with Mrs Christian And typed to ChatGPT too One of them said it was spiritual The other, it was not real Another said academic fiction The last, it was...Read the rest...

In England it is almost twelve o'clock I just saw Santa Claus in his red smock He left parcels galore Outside of my front door Asked him in, but he said his lips were sore....Read the rest...

written twelve years ago when yours truly about two score and twelve years old, and fishy financial fiasco about twenty six weeks before being scalloped courtesy villainous fraudster otherwise known as scam artists, blithely, glibly, and pliantly fleeced with shear trickery my coveted nest...Read the rest...

The idea of Christmas snow in Michigan is replaced with fog Hot breath exhaled to cold lollipop trees My blurry life-sized polar bear salutes through the front window To me Staring back from the couch He is sweating out there...Read the rest...

Xmas is here tonight At midnight, what a night! Let's write a bad poem about Christmas Before the Midnight Mass As we offer our best wishes to all on the planet This is it Santa Claus is sliding in the chimney Hurray,...Read the rest...