Claus Poems - Poems about Claus

I'm a bad boy, and it is uncanny How I always get hit on my fanny. If I could get my paws... What I mean, Santa Claus - I wish Julie Andrews for my nanny....Read the rest...

We are children of the planets, We are children made of stars. We once believed in a magic old man Riding in an airborne sled. With a bounty of unconditional love For every child, a bounty for any child. We...Read the rest...

I wrote to Prof Arab And I asked Dr Jew I spoke with Mrs Christian And typed to ChatGPT too One of them said it was spiritual The other, it was not real Another said academic fiction The last, it was...Read the rest...

In England it is almost twelve o'clock I just saw Santa Claus in his red smock He left parcels galore Outside of my front door Asked him in, but he said his lips were sore....Read the rest...

written twelve years ago when yours truly about two score and twelve years old, and fishy financial fiasco about twenty six weeks before being scalloped courtesy villainous fraudster otherwise known as scam artists, blithely, glibly, and pliantly fleeced with shear trickery my coveted nest...Read the rest...

The idea of Christmas snow in Michigan is replaced with fog Hot breath exhaled to cold lollipop trees My blurry life-sized polar bear salutes through the front window To me Staring back from the couch He is sweating out there...Read the rest...

Xmas is here tonight At midnight, what a night! Let's write a bad poem about Christmas Before the Midnight Mass As we offer our best wishes to all on the planet This is it Santa Claus is sliding in the chimney Hurray,...Read the rest...

Snow had fallen, Christmas Eve morning, On every rooftop and branch adorning Burying my rural world in white, And changing this place overnight Early, I had wandered out the door, Wanting to take in the forest more I did gasp and...Read the rest...

An old year is slowly winding down Where every minute and second count Don’t hold our breath, just count down Gently and slowly. A new year, a new bout Is coming down the aisle, while an old year Is disappearing...Read the rest...

Santa Claus was bellowing, things were wacked, the giant red sleigh was packed, the reindeer weren't harnessed up, he stomped in the snow, broke his cocoa cup. Suddenly, there in the far end of the barn, what he saw caused...Read the rest...

Santa Claus had grown countless years old But always strong and treasured by all like gold He’s the joy of children everywhere on Christmas Bringing toys and gifts for all, lad and lass. Although he’s so old, never went...Read the rest...

Mrs Claus made a viagra eggnog To energise ol’ Santa Claus Yule log His frozen south pole recovered large-scale Wagging frisky as a puppy dogs tail. Mrs Claus dumplings hubby does adore Her stew warms up her Santa’s inner...Read the rest...

Today I’m thankful for still believing in the message of Santa Claus The message of love and that giving is more important than receiving a message that… no matter how old I get I will never stop believing...Read the rest...

The kids sneaked downstairs to take a peek Spying a glimpse of Santa is what each did seek Much more than what they wanted to see, they saw. It was their mommy kissing Santa Claus! What on earth! Where...Read the rest...

ate my apple sauce had received from Santa Claus around put my paws...Read the rest...