Chesty Poems - Poems about Chesty

...The troublesome throaty explosion For which demanded is handkerchief That helps to hinder hell’s diffusion By the thoughtless simple man or chief… The oft-followed by a dragged-out gob The ow......Read the rest...

...Once, I was there to check a tall Zaki And it became reason to meet khaki, Very clean but most offices tacky: A cop could turn one into a lackey! I know The Police is for the Nation But I sha......Read the rest...

...once … there - with trunks of monkey’s meth there grew a breadth of bunky breaths deplored by dreaded, drunky deaths to calm their chemic coggers the fame of phlegmic foggers so deep and d......Read the rest...

...An Umbrella Lemon-yellow brilliant Over my head and shoulders stooped Protects me from getting the chesty croup But praise God for long warm sunny days Warm inviti......Read the rest...

...I cannot my body release To the least hacking disease For it does spell the end of ease And me drop on Medicine’s knees. I shall pay the asked fixed fee For a winter’s furnace-hot tea While Gov......Read the rest...

...Morose morn, but sun’s a catalyst, warm On the eave, the pigeon’s contumely coo, rids a night’s cumbersome, cold, smother New day, dearth of dew on concrete lawn Its dull gray lightened by that......Read the rest...

...Albert G Walpole, proud legionnaire Clerk to the council for all of his days Lived with his mother in Hartington D'Arcy Nice little end terrace, quite set in his ways But one Sunday evening,......Read the rest...

...Cricket is a game of love Full of puns and innuendo As a lass I’d love to bowl you over By having you a maiden over A couple of opening googlies Spin balls should do the trick Middle of the ove......Read the rest...

..."Love Me Or Hate Me" ~ Says the Limerick I am only five lines written for fun Mocking someone with foolish words of pun Love 'em or hate 'em You praise or condemn A poetry form some cal......Read the rest...

...Painful shoulder, A pain in the neck, Sore arms, What the heck? Chesty cough, Swollen knee, Aching joints, Woe is me. Runny nose, It hurts to sneeze, Enough is enough, I'm begging, please.......Read the rest...

...Today I found you cornered, drenched in cold, your fur coat nothing but a newborn's down, a tiny ball unfolding while I hold you shivering. Your lacerations frown and at a distance, I can see t......Read the rest...

...Valor is a better word Valiance that invincibly fortitudes, Anticipates its own unfailing courage, Letting heart ignite the patriotic fire, On boundaries proves the sanguine mettle, Re......Read the rest...

...They all gathered 'round some tittered others smiled The chesty one with the long legs glared, Nothing can be more inconsiderate than to be told "no" Your dream is dead ......Read the rest...

...When it came to chesty women, I was obsessed. I wanted a woman who had large breasts. Now I'm 75 years old and I have something to confess. I am an old man and I've grown large breasts. These are......Read the rest...

...The Highland Princess Berthed again Freshwater Loch Beautiful Highland Glen Tranquil pined hillside Log cabin picturesque Captain and his dove Lovingly blessed As winter sets in Snow f......Read the rest...