Chef Poems - Poems about Chef

I’m not the chef, I'm the short-order poet. More than 3 to 6 lines, and I tend to blow it. I’m jealous of those who can keep a poem going, like the waters of the Rhine, forever flowing. But...Read the rest...

Afosa Adagio ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------- He described her as mean someone caring she demanded more than she gave someone that is only politely spoken of in a gesturing of description. The first AACT spoke of her speaking to her lover who only spoken Italian. Moments later...Read the rest...

A hearty bowl of broth overflows its rim Proudly served by a mustachioed chef whose heart swells up...Read the rest...

There was a woman named Beth Who said she was a accomplished Chef But she burned the food It looked like glue And the dog refused to eat what’s left...Read the rest...

Six ice cream bananas Skin removed and center hollowed out In a bowl mix 1 cup of rolled oats 1/2 teaspoon of honey *4 table spoons of Brown sugar 2 tablespoon of rum 1/2 cups. Of mashed banana 1/4...Read the rest...

I saw a child He seemed sober and mild. An assortment of vegetables was before him. The look of the cat near him seemed grim. The child was not cooking. Nor the green vegetables he was eating. Was this a pose...Read the rest...

Chef rabbit’s specialty was lovely, marvelous cabbage-carrot stew. One year there was a drought, and he did not know what to do. No cabbage anywhere around, okay, maybe he could scrounge up two. He substituted lettuce, and it...Read the rest...

Chef dog stoked the heat in the kitchen every morn. He was the best chef in Milwaukee who had ever been born. He made chicken biscuits, sausage waffles and roadkill stew. I have always wanted to eat there,...Read the rest...

Chef rabbit’s specialty was lovely, marvelous cabbage-carrot stew. One year there was a drought, and he did not know what to do. No cabbage anywhere around, okay, maybe he could scrounge up two. He substituted lettuce, and it...Read the rest...

I am handed a bottle of wine I am told it's French and then, well, that's it I offer my son another mint He'll one day discover mint sauce I'm drinking yoghurt out of a glass I'm annoyed at...Read the rest...

It's a Myth until it's Acheived He doesn't take what he's doing seriously. he goes in with a script: he's going to do what he has planned, not taking into account that people are watching him and his opponent is...Read the rest...

What kind of pizza do you want? I don’t want Dominos or Jacks or Pizza Hut. My favorite pizza is vintage Chef-boy-Ar-dee We used to fry up hamburger and make this greasy delight It was so smeary red greasy,...Read the rest...

chef debouched placed olykook in hot grease.... esperance flowed ...Read the rest...

It had yet to enter Mister Jeff’s head That I know him like the back of my hands: Never would ask him bread let alone bed, News of this sure to make it to distant lands… The choice of...Read the rest...

Pete’s whole house is strawberry colored, with fruity designs. I am getting tired of Chet and his incessant whines. I cannot believe it but he has strawberry dishes, curtains and doors. I am tired of Chet and consider...Read the rest...