Funny Break Up Poems
These Funny Break Up poems are examples of Break Up poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Break Up Funny poems written by international poets.
FamiliarPeople may think that
They know who this poem is about
But they don’t,
And they never will.
I’ve met this boy.
I haven’t known him long.
But it feels...
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Categories:
8th grade, break up,
The PlanetsRight, listen up, the moon is in its ascendancy, Saturn is aligned with Venus, the other planets will align at 09.53 and 1017am.
Wish I’d never...
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Categories:
baby, break up, humorous,
A Very Short Love Story or Is ItBoom, Boom, Kaboom
My heart goes
When I see you
Vroom, Vroom, Zoom
My heart goes
When I leave you...
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Categories:
break up, farewell, feelings,
LOVE BIRDSLOVE BIRDS:
INTRO:
Love had a chance,
Sold her feelings to his fans.
Made money out of her dance.
Everyone enjoys her at jams,
specially when she shows...
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Categories:
adventure, break up,
LOVE BIRDSLove birds:
intro:
love had a chance,
sell am feelings to im fans.
make kudi komot for ha dance.
everyone enjoys am for jams,...
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Categories:
adventure, break up, love
Love storyLove story
This isn't a fairly tail !
Love story are no joke
This is not a sleeping beauty kind of story
Nor beauty and...
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Categories:
angst, art, break up,
Holiday HijinksGrandpa snored loud by the fire,
Dreaming of treats he’d admire.
He woke with a yawn,
Found the cookies all gone—
Seems the dog’s now our chief cookie buyer!
...
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Categories:
break up, 11th grade, anxiety, april,
Walls Are Useful ThingsThat neighbour has just banged his door.
Again yet again and yet again.
I, a one of superior quality, wish to beat
his barking bonce against the wall...
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Categories:
break up, discrimination, me,
TRI Break Up Advice
When dealing with a love-sick fool
One must be strict and must be strong
And follow this one simple rule
Don't let them be a hanger-on
One must be...
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Categories:
break up, funny love, heartbreak,
Heartbreak dinnerI had a girlfriend during my youth service,
She was then in love but still a novice,
After service, she was called to the bar,
Not long after...
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Categories:
break up, funny love,
ShapesEverything is now a shade of a colour
Nothing is defined anymore
No longer are the edges clear
Moments of light
Moments of dark
But...
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Categories:
break up, depression, heartbroken,
Red FlagsDid I not fall in love?
with a man in his boldness,
Matured at acuteness.
Ohhh he felt like home.
For the three months we pushed,
but haven't actually set...
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Categories:
break up, heartbreak, heartbroken,
PsychoticPsychotic
1. I love you, and it's pathetic.
I know, I know—you put the psyche in psychotic.
...
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Categories:
absence, anger, break up,
SaboteurIf you're not a well-paid saboteur
You should look into the job
List me as a reference on your resume
And on the day I get the call
I'll...
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Categories:
break up, anger, betrayal, boyfriend, break
I Can Lie TooYou're so incredible, the most amazing man
I'm taken to the heights of pleasure with the touch of your hand
There will never be another man who...
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Categories:
black love, break up,