Boris Poems - Poems about Boris

Boris, too short Natasha, too thin Which fairly describes the pickle they’re in ...Read the rest...

Soosa plans to go on a cycle ride, to a distant place, misty and wild where nature’s beauty could be seen the fog that could ensnare the eye. The teen girl was blissfully alone, rides through the chill in...Read the rest...

Behold the Pied Piper has tossed his pipe belatedly in the trash Having led folks down some garden paths he trousered wads of cash Dollars, pounds, euros, rolls of wallpaper - the currency didn’t...Read the rest...

intrigued by thesaurus given by Joe Morris look up the word porous who? asks my friend Doris amusing my friend Boris a gift from friend Morris I love a thesaurus this takes care of Doris I relook up porous amusing my friend Boris...Read the rest...

A Brit politician named Boris Who spoke like he ate a thesaurus Became the head bloke Which seemed like a joke As his morals were somewhat porous...Read the rest...

Boris the brave kneels at the feet of the remnants of his castle’s gate. The battle was rough, and he wonders now if he might be too late. Where are the ladies in waiting? What of the...Read the rest...

Do you remember Boris; back in 2020 A virus was about to break, yet people None the wiser ' at first he said no real Big stuff, along with Holland we should face it tough.' he'd been briefed...Read the rest...

In my dreams like many have dreams, I went to number 10 Drowning Street. in this pandemic, isolation to cheat, there is no other better place to meet, greet, drink and eat! In the back garden, I sat with Boris, chatting...Read the rest...

PM Boris Johnson wrestles with bad hair days, but he doesn't seem to care! Would some kind soul lend the bloke a comb and brush to tame his tousled hair!...Read the rest...

Boris Becker misused his pecker He had sex in a closet leaving a baby deposit! Inspired by Brian Strands' poem Becker which was about an artist and my poem is posted with his kind permission Tennis player Boris Becker had...Read the rest...

It's nearly time for PMQs Said Boris, and I've blocked the bog With one of my enormous poos It's nearly time for PMQ's It's hard to verbally abuse The opposition when your log Is staring at you. PMQs Said Boris, and I've...Read the rest...

Two weeks of sun at Xmas and new year Palm Oasis in our nineteenth year Always a joy around the pool we sat Never did we think to make a friend Called Boris the cat The old chap was friendly...Read the rest...

continues .... (for it 'twas by him that she was awoken). 'Dont listen to hate, or give in to fear, He said with a countenance kindly, remember your Vedas and mantras, Let your be life be...Read the rest...

And there the story might have ended But the bite on Suzanne's thumb Throbbed and became distended, 'I must say, I feel a little rum', she said and lay down on her bed, but as...Read the rest...

I wish I was a Tory, It would be another story, So much simpler not to care Or have to be aware Of how other folks must strive To make a crust to stay alive. I could keep my privileged indifference Surrounded...Read the rest...